Do you own your own business and have great employees? Well to show then that you are really grateful by giving them some crystal corporate gifts this holiday season. Some businesses might want to take that one step further and offer some corporate awards to their very special employees. So if you are the entrepreneur that feels like you need to really treat your employees this year, then give them the crystal gift touch. Your employees will thank you by going that extra mile durning that next project.
Disciplined disciples of the dollar, Standing at their pulpit, As they holler: "Repent! Repent with every cent, Now, give it! Give it! Give it!" The business of religion, Payin' to be forgiven, It's a religious business, That doesn't include us. Wonder what the Big Boss thinks, About management that stinks? Preachers preying on the praying, All the while claiming, Their message's heaven sent: "Give it! Give it! Give it! Repent! Repent with every cent," They concede to greed, And, feed on fear, A monetary creed, That they hold dear, Robbing the poor, To help self-enrich, Raising their bank account, A considerable amount, Leaving open the door, To steal some more. "Open your pocket, And, put it in the plate, Now, that I've got it, I'm on the take." Claiming to be a missionary, While being oh so contrary, A hypocrite exhorting greed, While off your money they feed. A religious business, That's such a mess, Soooo &#$*ed-up, ... could go bankrupt, When the Lord checks The Book, What'll become of the crook? "Forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors," But, when there's no accountin', For what's been given, Kinda makes it hard... To be forgiven. Though I'm just a retard, If ya'd ask me, About accountability, I'd bet... On the creator's. (In fact, You can bank on it!) Repeat verses 1 and 2