hoping to help in some sort-a way

Dear Messrs. Banks, Collins, Thompson, Hackett, and Rutherford:
Thank you for your attention. Your names first started coming up when we began work on the concept for an interactive game. In a vision from the Almighty, she suggested that we study your music. In particuular, we have a "man on the corner" that we are trying to help... and, we could sure use your help!

Though Peter Gabriel is involved in this project, he does not know that I am contacting you, yet (because that is not the main reason why I bother you.) If you are interested, I would love to talk to you about a special... secret project.

Thank you,
Daniel