{"id":1028,"date":"2012-01-05T09:42:37","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T06:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/music.chargeit.com\/songwriter\/?p=1028"},"modified":"2012-01-05T09:42:37","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T06:42:37","slug":"it-is-all-in-the-timing-part-minus-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2012\/01\/05\/it-is-all-in-the-timing-part-minus-1\/","title":{"rendered":"It Is All In the Timing Part Minus 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tard Timing MP3 (Miss Kim Vocal ReMix)<\/a><\/p>\n

by Dan n’ Kim<\/p>\n

tard time
\n… kim and i…
\ntime to tard it up
\nkim and dan being retarded…
\non the fly and drinking 7up<\/p>\n

Kimmy kimmy coco puff,
\ntard .
\nkind-of ruff.
\n… and a little tough.
\nshe’s toaking, smoking…
\na toaken of appreciation.
\nand, a mongaloidian celebration…<\/p>\n

re, re, re retarding<\/p>\n

put on the music…
\nyou call this music…?<\/p>\n

put on the music
\nlet’s turn it up, up, up<\/p>\n

dan… dan… dan the man.
\nif he can’t play it, no one can.<\/p>\n

put it in the song, dude
\nput it in the song.
\nthis is too much work by far.
\ni’m at the bar.
\nthis is taking way too long,<\/p>\n

you call this work?
\njerk<\/p>\n

woah, dude, i gotta work tomorrow
\nthis is just wrong<\/p>\n

what happened to your beer?<\/p>\n

my beer?
\nyou’re drinking it..
\nyou’re a fucking trip<\/p>\n

gooey
\nnot too cheesy
\nna… she’s not sleezy<\/p>\n

you’re not right
\nyou’re not right<\/p>\n

i left?<\/p>\n

a triumphant tard time?
\nno this is Victory!
\n… just proving the point
\nthis joint was built for tard time…
\nta, ta, ta, tard time<\/p>\n

tar, tar, tar, tard timing<\/p>\n

tar, tar, tar, tard timing…
\na mongaloidian celebration…
\ntards rhyming…
\na mongaloidian celebration…
\nretardation…
\na mongaloidian celebration…
\nretard nation…
\na mongaloidian celebration…
\nliberation…
\noutside the box…
\ncunning fox…
\na mongaloidian celebration…<\/p>\n

ABOUT
\nThis song concept and lyrics started… then, found themselves at the Victory Brewing Company in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA. From there, the tard timing machine traveled through the West Chester music scene. <\/p>\n

Through the use of technology, the Tards bring you music made by humans using machines and tools. The entire song was created using free software found on the Internet.<\/p>\n

Vocals
\nThe lyrics were input into the voice synthesizer software program *Voice Mix Studio 4*
\n\"Part<\/a><\/p>\n

The Beats
\nThe beats were created using the DubStep Studio website.
\n

\"DubStep<\/a>
DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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