{"id":1187,"date":"2012-01-30T01:24:58","date_gmt":"2012-01-29T22:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/music.chargeit.com\/songwriter\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2012-01-30T01:24:58","modified_gmt":"2012-01-29T22:24:58","slug":"george-smith-towing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2012\/01\/30\/george-smith-towing\/","title":{"rendered":"George Smith Towing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Walking down and I witnessed a crime,<br \/>\nIt happens all the time,<br \/>\nWhether you&#8217;re an authority,<br \/>\nOr, just some guy parking&#8230; like me.<\/p>\n<p>George Smith,<br \/>\nGeorge Smith,<br \/>\nGeorge Smith Towing.<\/p>\n<p>Greed,<br \/>\nYou wanna beat me?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not your wife,<br \/>\nGet out of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Making all that bad juju voodoo,<br \/>\nThat you do.<\/p>\n<p>Try taking the car out of park,<br \/>\nNot random vandalism,<br \/>\nOn the lark.<\/p>\n<p>George Smith,<br \/>\nGeorge Smith,<br \/>\nGeorge Smith Towing.<\/p>\n<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/membrane.com\/wordpress\/daniel\/\">Daniel<\/a> and Gandalf<\/p>\n<p>PART II<\/p>\n<p>George Smith,<br \/>\nGeorge Smith,<br \/>\nThe towing that&#8217;s owing,<br \/>\nGeorge Smith<\/p>\n<p>Dear George Smith,<\/p>\n<p>Pursuant to your towing,<br \/>\nWe find you to be owing,<br \/>\nFor crimes against civility.<\/p>\n<p>See, your boy,<br \/>\nDid crushed our joy,<br \/>\nAs we were trying to have fun with Fun.<\/p>\n<p>Then, on my way to find New Found Glory,<br \/>\nYour boy got in the way&#8230;<br \/>\nRuined the day&#8230;<br \/>\nRuined liberty&#8217;s story.<\/p>\n<p>He threatened us once,<br \/>\nHe threatened us twice,<br \/>\nHe terrorized men into mice.<\/p>\n<p>Is this your car?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m going to lick you,<br \/>\nPuss e!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to tow this car far.<br \/>\nEr, a&#8230; I would if I knew how to tow a car,<br \/>\nBut so far,<br \/>\nNo.<\/p>\n<p>No know,<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t been edjewmacated on the crimes I commit&#8230; throw a fit,<br \/>\nShall I call the cops?<\/p>\n<p>Please do,<br \/>\nHang on,<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll get them for you.<\/p>\n<p>No need to make threats on whose asses are moped&#8230; rather know good comes out on top.<\/p>\n<p>by <a href=\"http:\/\/membrane.com\/wordpress\/daniel\/\">Daniel<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking down and I witnessed a crime, It happens all the time, Whether you&#8217;re an authority, Or, just some guy parking&#8230; like me. George Smith, George Smith, George Smith Towing. Greed, You wanna beat me? I&#8217;m not your wife, Get out of my life. Making all that bad juju voodoo, That you do. Try taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,10,14],"tags":[176,3212,339,340,350,600,628,629,630,639,657,735],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daniel","category-gandalf-and-daniel","category-lyrics","tag-cops","tag-gandalf-and-daniel","tag-george-smith","tag-george-smith-towing","tag-girard-avenue","tag-occupy-philadelphia","tag-philadelphia","tag-philadelphia-parking-authority","tag-philly","tag-piazza","tag-police","tag-schmidts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}