{"id":124,"date":"2009-06-08T20:06:27","date_gmt":"2009-06-08T20:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buylow.com\/songs\/pooping-my-pants\/"},"modified":"2009-06-08T20:06:27","modified_gmt":"2009-06-08T20:06:27","slug":"pooping-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2009\/06\/08\/pooping-my-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"Pooping My Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m going to poop my pants,<br \/>\nYup, poop my pants.<br \/>\nIn fact, I&#8217;ve called a meeting,<br \/>\nSo, you might wanna check your seating,<br \/>\nFor the proper lining,<br \/>\nTo poop your pants<br \/>\n(Because it&#8217;s the trEND around here.)<\/p>\n<p>The stench you should fear,<br \/>\nWhen they poop their pants,<br \/>\nTryin&#8217; stay clear,<br \/>\nWhen they poop their pants.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you wore your diap-ie,<br \/>\nYou might go pee-pee,<br \/>\nAnd, certainly&#8230;<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll poop your pants.<\/p>\n<p>Call this meeting to order,<br \/>\nSo, I can clear my bladder,<br \/>\nThen, clean my spleen,<br \/>\nAs everyone rants,<br \/>\nAnd, poops their pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I&#8217;m going to poop my pants, Yup, poop my pants. In fact, I&#8217;ve called a meeting, So, you might wanna check your seating, For the proper lining, To poop your pants (Because it&#8217;s the trEND around here.) The stench you should fear, When they poop their pants, Tryin&#8217; stay clear, When they poop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[265,359,3216,781],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics","category-uncategorized","tag-evil","tag-good-vs-bad","tag-lyrics","tag-songs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}