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Die-a-gram for Over-cooked Turkey.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

LYRICS
\nMay I say, happy holiday? Can you tell me, “How do you like your turkey?”
\nOur recipe for catastrophe:
\nNow, somehow Moscow resides on both sides
\nIn France, they’re doing the (anti)terror dance
\nInvoking the Kremlin gremlin
\nThe Kremlin gremlin provoking a turkey basting
\nAre you telling me I am the delicacy? Noooo… I don’t wanna be in the recipe!
\nToo many cooks in the kitchen… too many kooks in the kitchen
\nAnd, here I am sayin’, “I need a die-a-gram”<\/p>\n

All the while up to their ears in Syria diarrhea
\nSome sick Islamic
\nDon’t ya think that’ll stink?
\nLeave it up to their fears in Syria diarrhea
\nYou ISIS? I is not ISIS
\nNo Boca Raton killing marathon
\nWhile Al-Shabaab rape n’ rob
\nRun as fast as you can from the Taliban
\nOh my gawd! No Jihad
\nPlease read the Qur’an agin’
\nIs that what is meant? The Qur’an is based on the New Testament… which is based on the Old Testament. We’re all on top of the same base-meant.
\nAnd, here I am, “I need a die-a-gram”<\/p>\n

The Saudi’s out of Yemen
\nCan I get an Amen?
\nThey ran from Iran
\nMore than a crack in Iraq
\nNow who’s gettin’ in
\nNa, na, na not China
\nAnd, here I am, “I need a die-a-gram”<\/p>\n

What’s left of the leftovers? What’s the deal with this holiday meal? I’ve been rooked… the turkey’s over-cooked! What else can I say on Thanksgiving Day?<\/p>\n

\"Die-a-gram<\/a>
Die-a-gram for Over-cooked Turkey<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

ABOUT THE SONG
\nStyle: ExperiMental Music
\nChords: Ab Bb Bbsus4 Bbaug
\nRhythm: 174 BPM \/ Reggae x2 machines
\nRecording: digital 1-track stereo<\/p>\n

A song about what is going on in the world for Thanksgiving 2015.<\/p>\n

Daniel — Vocals, Keyboards, Synthesizers and an Alesis Vortex controller to Albeton software (microKorg, Yamaha PSR-740, Casio WK-3500, miniNova, and a couple pedals)<\/p>\n

From the album Metamorphic Rocks<\/em><\/strong><\/a>
\nby Daniel Brouse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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