{"id":15453,"date":"2015-12-12T04:44:45","date_gmt":"2015-12-12T04:44:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=15453"},"modified":"2015-12-12T04:53:12","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T04:53:12","slug":"god-to-earth-come-in-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2015\/12\/12\/god-to-earth-come-in-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"God to Earth. Come in Earth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LYRICS<br \/>\nThis is God to Earth.<br \/>\nCome in Earth.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?<br \/>\nA: When I grow up I want to be an elf.<br \/>\n[the Earthlings sing]<br \/>\nWhen I grow up I want to be an elf<br \/>\nNot all wrapped up in myself<br \/>\nNot all tied-up in myself<br \/>\nRather make a toy for every girl and boy<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather bring that Christmas Joy, enjoy<br \/>\nWhen I grow up<\/p>\n<p>When I grow up, I want to be an elf<\/p>\n<p>Not that stooge for the Scrooge<br \/>\nNot the snitch for the Grinch<br \/>\nWhen I grow up<\/p>\n<p>When I grow up, I want to be an elf<\/p>\n<p>What do you want to be when you grow up<br \/>\nDo you want to be something? Stand up<br \/>\nWhat do you want to be when you grow up<br \/>\nSomething stand up or throw-up<br \/>\nA toy for every girl and boy<br \/>\nOr hurl for every boy and girl<br \/>\nWhat do you want to be when you grow up?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/danielle.membrane.com\/Daniel-Brouse\/Christmas-That-Time-Of-Year\/DR0000_2276-God-To-Earth.mp3\">God To Earth (When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be an Elf).mp3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>ABOUT THE SONG<br \/>\nStyle: ExperiMental Music<br \/>\nChords: C Caug Cdim \/ Em Edim \/ Cm7<br \/>\nRhythm:<br \/>\nRecording: 1-track digital stereo<\/p>\n<p>Inspired by Hermey the Elf in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Head Elf: Hermey! Aren&#8217;t you finished painting that yet? There&#8217;s a pile-up a mile wide behind you! What&#8217;s eatin&#8217; ya, boy?<br \/>\nHermey: Not happy with my work, I guess.<br \/>\nHead Elf: What?<br \/>\nHermey: [sadly] I just don&#8217;t like to make toys.<br \/>\nHead Elf: Oh, well, if that&#8217;s all&#8230; What? You don&#8217;t like to make toys?<br \/>\nHermey: [sadly again] Nnno.<br \/>\nHead Elf: [to the other elves] Hermey doesn&#8217;t like to make toys!<br \/>\nElves: [whispering to each other, then chorusing to Hermey] Hermey doesn&#8217;t like to make toys. Shame on him!<br \/>\nHead Elf: Do you mind telling me what you do want to do?<br \/>\nHermey: Well, sir, someday, I&#8217;d like to be a&#8230; a dentist.<br \/>\nHead Elf: A &#8211; dentist? <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Daniel &#8212; Vocals, Keyboards, Synthesizers and an Alesis Vortex controller to Albeton software (microKorg, Yamaha PSR-740, Casio WK-3500, miniNova, and a couple pedals)<\/p>\n<p>From the album <a href=\"http:\/\/danielle.membrane.com\/Daniel-Brouse\/Christmas-That-Time-Of-Year\/\"><strong><em>That Time Of Year<\/em><\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nby <a href=\"\/\">Daniel Brouse<\/a><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/membrane.com\/xmas\/\">More from the Christmas Album<\/a><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LYRICS This is God to Earth. Come in Earth. Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: When I grow up I want to be an elf. 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