{"id":17425,"date":"2016-12-02T14:11:09","date_gmt":"2016-12-02T14:11:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=17425"},"modified":"2016-12-02T14:11:09","modified_gmt":"2016-12-02T14:11:09","slug":"unicorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2016\/12\/02\/unicorn\/","title":{"rendered":"Unicorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LYRICS<br \/>\nYou wanna ride my unicorn?<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve de-horned the unicorn<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t you see what you&#8217;ve done to me<br \/>\nBlowin&#8217; up my childhood fantasy<br \/>\nWhat good&#8217;s a unicorn<br \/>\nThat has no horn?<\/p>\n<p>Asking for a ride<br \/>\nCover&#8217;s blown<br \/>\nYou gotta own<br \/>\nDe-horned unicorn<\/p>\n<p>If it was up to me, I&#8217;d call the cavalry<br \/>\nLet them see<br \/>\nWhat you&#8217;ve done to me<br \/>\nAnd my unicorn<br \/>\nBlowin&#8217; up my childhood fantasy<br \/>\nNext thing I know<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll tell me there&#8217;s no<br \/>\nTooth fairy<br \/>\nHow scary<br \/>\nBlowin&#8217; up my childhood fantasy<br \/>\nDe-horned unicorn<br \/>\nBlowin&#8217; up my childhood fantasy<br \/>\nMake funny<br \/>\nOf Easter bunny<br \/>\nFine print clause<br \/>\nON Santa Claus<br \/>\nBatteries not included<br \/>\nDreamers no included<br \/>\nDreamers excluded<br \/>\nYou de-horned my unicorn<br \/>\nBlowin&#8217; up my childhood fantasy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/camelot.kingarthur.com\/The-Billy-and-Danny-Rodeo-Show\/In-the-Midst-of-the-Evil-Medieval\/DR0000_3808-Unicorn.mp3\">Unicorn.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>ABOUT THE SONG<br \/>\nStyle: ExperiMental Music<br \/>\nChords: G<br \/>\nRecording: digital 1-track stereo<\/p>\n<p>Daniel Brouse &#8212; Vocals, Keyboards and Synthesizers<br \/>\nBill Kucera &#8212; Guitar<\/p>\n<p>From The Billy and Danny Rodeo Show album <a href=\"http:\/\/camelot.kingarthur.com\/The-Billy-and-Danny-Rodeo-Show\/In-the-Midst-of-the-Evil-Medieval\/\"><strong><em>In The Midst of the Evil Medieval<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LYRICS You wanna ride my unicorn? You&#8217;ve de-horned the unicorn Can&#8217;t you see what you&#8217;ve done to me Blowin&#8217; up my childhood fantasy What good&#8217;s a unicorn That has no horn? Asking for a ride Cover&#8217;s blown You gotta own De-horned unicorn If it was up to me, I&#8217;d call the cavalry Let them see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9,14],"tags":[2704,198,269,272,312,3519,487,539,556,613,1281,781,3518],"class_list":["post-17425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chords","category-daniel","category-lyrics","tag-bill-kucera","tag-daniel-brouse","tag-experimental","tag-extemporaneous","tag-free","tag-in-the-midst-of-the-evil-medieval","tag-live","tag-mp3","tag-music","tag-original","tag-progressive-rock","tag-songs","tag-the-billy-and-danny-rodeo-show"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17426,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17425\/revisions\/17426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}