{"id":17624,"date":"2016-12-25T23:08:02","date_gmt":"2016-12-25T23:08:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=17624"},"modified":"2016-12-25T23:12:13","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T23:12:13","slug":"krampus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2016\/12\/25\/krampus\/","title":{"rendered":"Krampus"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_17625\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17625\" style=\"width: 540px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Krampus.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-large wp-image-17625\" src=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Krampus-1024x235.jpg\" alt=\"Krampus\" width=\"540\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Krampus-1024x235.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Krampus-300x69.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Krampus-768x176.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Krampus.jpg 1312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17625\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Krampus<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic folklore figure described as &#8220;half-goat, half-demon&#8221;. During the Christmas season, Krampus punishes children who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards the well-behaved with gifts. Krampus is one of the companions of Saint Nicholas in regions including Austria, Bavaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovenia and Northern Italy.<\/p>\n<p>Krmapus would take naughty children, place them in a sack, and whoop &#8217;em with a stick.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/camelot.kingarthur.com\/Daniel-Brouse\/Christmasness\/DR0000_3982-Krumpus-Christmas.mp3\">Krumpus Christmas.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>LYRICS<br \/>\nHave you been naughty<br \/>\nHave you been nice<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s naughty,<br \/>\nBetter think twice<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a Krampus amongst us<br \/>\nBound and a gag<br \/>\nGonna &#8220;stick&#8221; you in his bag<\/p>\n<p>Yup, gonna stick you in a sack<br \/>\nThen, proceed to whack, whack, whack<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a Krampus amongst us<br \/>\nYou better not cry&#8230; you better not fuss<br \/>\nA Krampus among us<\/p>\n<p>Have you been good&#8230; have you been bad?<br \/>\nGoing to turn the bad into sad<br \/>\nA Christmas Krampus going to smash and thump us<br \/>\nMight dole out a lump of coal<\/p>\n<p>ABOUT THE SONG<br \/>\nStyle: Christmas Music<br \/>\nChords: Capo 2 E A \/ D A E<br \/>\nRecording: digital 14-track stereo<\/p>\n<p>Vocals, Guitar, Percussion, Keyboards and Synthesizers<\/p>\n<p>From the album <a href=\"http:\/\/camelot.kingarthur.com\/Daniel-Brouse\/Christmasness\/\"><strong><em>Christmasness<\/em><\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nby Daniel Brouse<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/membrane.com\/xmas\/\">More Christmas<\/a><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic folklore figure described as &#8220;half-goat, half-demon&#8221;. During the Christmas season, Krampus punishes children who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards the well-behaved with gifts. Krampus is one of the companions of Saint Nicholas in regions including Austria, Bavaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovenia and Northern Italy. 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