{"id":2444,"date":"2012-11-04T19:14:43","date_gmt":"2012-11-04T19:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=2444"},"modified":"2012-11-06T18:27:25","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T18:27:25","slug":"when-all-else-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2012\/11\/04\/when-all-else-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"When All Else Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"

LYRICS
\nThe key is under lock and key
\nAll modes of communication fail
\nLike a jaguar chasing a monkey
\nWe’re taking on water… better bail!<\/p>\n

The key still under lock and key
\nAll routs of transportation fail
\nLike a jaguar chasing a monkey
\nStart walking on water… we need the Holy Grail<\/p>\n

The key is locked on the inside
\nDrowning… respiration will fail
\nLike a poacher shoots the jaguar for a hide
\nStart treading treading water… it’s your tail<\/p>\n

Like the monkey chases the weasel
\nLike the jaguar chases the monkey
\nLike the poacher chases the jaguar<\/p>\n

All around the mulberry bush
\nThe monkey chased the weasel;
\nThe monkey thought ’twas all in fun,
\nPop! goes the weasel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

When All Else Fails.mp3<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

ABOUT THE SONG
\nC
\nC \/ F \/ G
\nG \/ C<\/p>\n

Written and recorded on October 1, 2012 in Ambler, Spring House and West Chester, PA. Right in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy I locked my keys and phone inside the car.<\/p>\n

Daniel — Keyboards, Vocals, Producer<\/p>\n

From the album Blessed Bliss<\/a>
\nBy Daniel<\/a> Brouse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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