{"id":4398,"date":"2013-06-21T02:56:33","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T02:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=4398"},"modified":"2013-06-21T14:22:36","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T14:22:36","slug":"troll-patrol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2013\/06\/21\/troll-patrol\/","title":{"rendered":"Troll Patrol"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4405\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4405\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-9.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4405\" alt=\"Songwriting at Everhart Park, West Chester, PA\" src=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-9-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-9-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-9-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-9.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4405\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Songwriting at Everhart Park, West Chester, PA<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/daniel-brouse\/When-Mother-Mary\/000128_1958-Troll-Patrol.mp3\">Troll Patrol.mp3<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>LYRICS<br \/>\nIs it disturbing&#8230; more than a bit<br \/>\nIs it gut wrenching&#8230; why won&#8217;t they quit?<\/p>\n<p>The troll patrol marches in<br \/>\nBefore you know it<br \/>\nDecadence and sin<\/p>\n<p>How could this be heaven<br \/>\nWith no safe haven<br \/>\nHow could this be heaven<br \/>\nWhen there ain&#8217;t no safe haven<\/p>\n<p>Tattooed monkeys flying fly in<br \/>\nSquirting guano $#it<br \/>\nWith their hatin&#8217; and liein&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Is it alarming you just a bit<br \/>\nIs that panicking&#8230; No! Lack of survival kit<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4406\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4406\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4406\" alt=\"Upside-down Capo Guitar Songwriting\" src=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-2-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-2-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-2-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Troll-Patrol-Songwriting-Everhart-Park-West-Chester-2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4406\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Upside-down Capo Guitar Songwriting<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>ABOUT THIS SONG<br \/>\nChords &#8212; Upside down capo on E A D second fret<br \/>\nD6 as if capo went across<br \/>\nUse index finger like a hillbilly<\/p>\n<p>Made in the USA (West Chester, Chester County, Pennsylvania, United States of America.)<\/p>\n<p>Daniel &#8212; Guitar, Vocals<\/p>\n<p>From the album <a href=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/daniel-brouse\/When-Mother-Mary\/\"><strong><em>When Mother Mary&#8230;.<\/em><\/strong><\/a><br \/>\nBy <a href=\"http:\/\/KingArthur.com\/Daniel\">Daniel<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/about-me\/\">Brouse<\/a><\/p>\n<p>HOW TO PLAY THE GUITAR PART<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nizcWGYZZQg\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IQw7tVwk_0A\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0Troll Patrol.mp3 LYRICS Is it disturbing&#8230; more than a bit Is it gut wrenching&#8230; why won&#8217;t they quit? The troll patrol marches in Before you know it Decadence and sin How could this be heaven With no safe haven How could this be heaven When there ain&#8217;t no safe haven Tattooed monkeys flying fly in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,195,14],"tags":[2054,148,1312,198,265,304,312,318,367,1816,556,578,613,615,625,778,994,2073,897,915,2043],"class_list":["post-4398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chords","category-dance","category-lyrics","tag-amreicana","tag-chester-county","tag-country","tag-daniel-brouse","tag-evil","tag-folk-rock","tag-free","tag-free-mp3-downloads","tag-guitar","tag-made-in-the-usa","tag-music","tag-new","tag-original","tag-pa","tag-pennsylvania","tag-song","tag-the-note","tag-trolls","tag-vocals","tag-west-chester","tag-when-mother-mary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4398"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4417,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4398\/revisions\/4417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}