[Intro]
\nTwo big monsters…
\nThat’s what he called them.
\nThe biggest stars in the country?
\nWell, let’s see what happens
\nWhen monsters get the master key.
\n(We shall see…)<\/p>\n
[Verse 1]
\nBehind the curtain, pulling strings
\nBuilding castles for the kings
\nOne writes the rules, one sets the tone
\nWhile ordinary folks lose ground below<\/p>\n
Corrupt power, spewing fear
\nA loyal voice in every ear
\nNo need to hide what you command
\nWhen you’ve got the monster master plan<\/p>\n
[Pre-Chorus]
\nWho’s in charge?
\n(Who’s pulling the strings?)
\nWho’s getting rich?
\n(Who’s serving the king?)<\/p>\n
A government turned upside down
\nWhile trouble travels town to town<\/p>\n
[Refrain]
\nThe monster’s master
\n(Taking us down…)
\nFaster and faster
\n(Just look around)<\/p>\n
Shout out
\n(There is no doubt)
\nThe monster master
\n(Is an international disaster)<\/p>\n
[Verse 2]
\nVought’s got the blueprint, Miller’s got the flame
\nTwo big monsters in the power game
\nOne cuts the programs, one draws the line
\nAnd the boss says everything’s just fine<\/p>\n
Make the headlines, make the rules
\nTurn the people into fools
\nDismantle checks, rewrite the script
\nThen blame the ones who notice it<\/p>\n
[Pre-Chorus]
\nPumped up chaos
\n(Out of control)
\nHate and cruelty
\n(As the headlines roll)<\/p>\n
Who needs a conscience?
\n(Who needs a plan?)
\nWhen every problem
\n(Is somebody else’s hand?)<\/p>\n
[Refrain]
\nThe monster’s master
\n(Taking us down…)
\nFaster and faster
\n(Just look around)<\/p>\n
Shout out
\n(There is no doubt)
\nThe monster master
\n(Is an international disaster)<\/p>\n
[Verse 3]
\nHe said, “I wonder if I should say this”
\nAsked his two big monsters for advice
\n“They’re gonna be the biggest stars”
\nWhile the rest of us are counting scars<\/p>\n
A strange confession, a revealing phrase
\nA glimpse behind the political haze
\nWhen leaders boast about the beasts they feed
\nPerhaps it’s time to question where they lead<\/p>\n
[Bridge]
\nMonster! (Master!)
\nWho’s the puppet? (Who’s the pastor?)
\nMonster! (Faster!)
\nWho’s the one who’s pulling after?<\/p>\n
Vought! (Power!)
\nMiller! (Fire!)
\nWho’s raising the stakes
\nAnd who’s feeding the wire?<\/p>\n
Two big monsters
\n(That’s what he said)
\nTwo big stars
\n(Inside his head)<\/p>\n
But who’s responsible?
\n(You know who!)
\nThe one who gives them
\n(The power to do!)<\/p>\n
[Verse 4]
\nDemocracy is not a throne
\nThe country isn’t yours alone
\nThe law is not a private tool
\nAnd public trust is not for fools<\/p>\n
Institutions built to stand
\nCan’t be toys in any hand
\nWhen power answers only to power
\nThat’s when the people face the darkest hour<\/p>\n
[Refrain]
\nThe monster’s master
\n(Taking us down…)
\nFaster and faster
\n(Just look around)<\/p>\n
Shout out
\n(There is no doubt)
\nThe monster master
\n(Is an international disaster)<\/p>\n
No more monsters
\n(No more fear!)
\nNo more silence
\n(The truth is here!)<\/p>\n
No more kings
\n(No royal class!)
\nNo more breaking
\n(What should last!)<\/p>\n
The question isn’t who they are
\nOr how they became the stars
\nThe question is who gave them the keys
\nAnd who’s accountable for what we see<\/p>\n
[Final Refrain]
\nThe monster’s master
\n(Taking us down…)
\nFaster and faster
\n(Just look around)<\/p>\n
Shout out
\n(There is no doubt)
\nThe monster master
\n(Is an international disaster)<\/p>\n
[Outro]
\nTwo big monsters!
\n(So he said!)
\nTwo big stars!
\n(In his head!)<\/p>\n
Who’s the master?
\n(Who’s to blame?)
\nWho’s responsible?
\n(Own the game!)<\/p>\n
Monster master…
\n(Disaster!)
\nMonster master…
\n(Faster! Faster!)<\/p>\n
International disaster!<\/p>\n
About the Song
\nDonald Trump said, “So I said, I wonder if I should say this. I’d like a little advice from my two people, my two big monsters that are going to do so well. They’re going to be the biggest stars in the country in a week” when referring to Russ Vought and Stephen Miller.”<\/p>\n
The new release of the day is a Halloween ditty titled “Monster Master,” inspired by Donald Trump’s description of Russ Vought and Stephen Miller as his “two big monsters” who were going to become “the biggest stars in the country in a week.”<\/p>\n
Sometimes the best political satire writes itself. This one’s about the monsters, the master, and the international disaster unfolding on the world stage.<\/p>\n