[Intro]
\nWhat’s that?
\n(You gotta be kiddin’!)
\nWho’s that?
\n(The plot keeps thickin’!)<\/p>\n
One more surprise
\n(Another disguise!)
\nDidn’t see it coming…
\n(What a way to ruin the fun!)
\n… nation’s comin’ undone<\/p>\n
[Verse 1]
\nI had my plans, I had my list
\nA few good things I couldn’t miss
\nBut then the news came rolling in
\nAnother round of what has been<\/p>\n
The kind of thing you can’t explain
\nA brand-new square of pouring rain<\/p>\n
[Refrain]
\nNo (Not on my bingo card)
\nDidn’t see it comin’
\nNo (Never thought “so marred”)
\nTotal down dumbin’<\/p>\n
[Verse 2]
\nA twist of fate, a change of course
\nA runaway train without a horse
\nThe punchline lands, the room goes still
\nAnother shock against your will<\/p>\n
You thought you’d seen the strangest show
\nBut there’s another act to go
\nThe bar was low, it hit the floor
\nThen somebody lowered it some more!<\/p>\n
[Refrain]
\nNo (Not on my bingo card)
\nDidn’t see it comin’
\nNo (Never thought “so marred”)
\nTotal down dumbin’<\/p>\n
Did you expect it?
\n(No way!)
\nDid you predict it?
\n(Not today!)<\/p>\n
Mark it!
\n(Cross it out!)
\nShake it!
\n(Turn about!)<\/p>\n
Flip the card!
\n(Play it smart!)
\nWhat a mess!
\n(Your best guess!)<\/p>\n
[Final Refrain]
\nNo (Not on my bingo card)
\nDidn’t see it comin’
\nNo (Never thought “so marred”)
\nTotal down dumbin’<\/p>\n
No (Not on my bingo card)
\nAnother wild turn
\nNo (Didn’t see that one)
\nAnother lesson learned!<\/p>\n
[Outro]
\nWhat’s the square?
\n(Unexpected!)
\nWhat’s the score?
\n(Disconnected!)<\/p>\n
What’s the game?
\n(Insane!)
\nOh so hard…
\n(Not on my bingo card!)<\/p>\n
No!
\n(Not on my bingo card!)<\/p>\n