LYRICS
\nSexual intercourse of course
\nAlways done sideways
\nIn the earliest of days
\nSquare-dance style
\nAll the while<\/p>\n
Go for a fling and swing….<\/p>\n
Swing your partner round and round
\nUntil the genitalia are found
\nCheese grater grip on your appendage
\nMay require a bandage<\/p>\n
So, listen…
\nThree hundred and eighty million years ago
\nThey didn’t know
\nAbout the creation of the missionary position
\nThere was a trick to guide the slide
\nThen, giddy-up for the ride<\/p>\n
Dirty Deed Done Sideways.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n ABOUT THE SONG 144 Beats Per Minute \/ Country<\/p>\n Inspired by this news story:<\/p>\n First act of sexual intercourse \u2018was done sideways, square-dance style\u2019<\/p>\n Fossilised features of antiarch fish suggest that early intercourse was not the smoothest of affairs, with males faced with the task of steering their bony L-shaped organs between twin genital plates that adorned the females like tiny cheese graters.<\/p>\n The male\u2019s organ was nearly as long as his body and fixed rigid, leading paleontologists to finally work out that the creature\u2019s small, jointed arm-like appendages were probably of help in achieving the correct position.\u201cFundamentally, they could not have done it in the missionary position,\u201d said John Long, professor of palaeontology at Flinders University in Adelaide. \u201cThe very first act of copulation was done sideways, square-dance style.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Written and recorded West Chester, Chester County, Pennsylvania, USA.<\/p>\n Daniel — Vocals, Keyboards<\/p>\n From the album Dawning Of The Day<\/em><\/strong><\/a> LYRICS Sexual intercourse of course Always done sideways In the earliest of days Square-dance style All the while Go for a fling and swing…. Swing your partner round and round Until the genitalia are found Cheese grater grip on your appendage May require a bandage So, listen… Three hundred and eighty million years ago They […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9,14],"tags":[2159,198,2835,312,458,487,541,556,578,613,2259,998,759,778,782,2836,2113,897],"class_list":["post-9981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chords","category-daniel","category-lyrics","tag-alternative-country","tag-daniel-brouse","tag-dawning-of-the-day","tag-free","tag-keyboards","tag-live","tag-mp3-downloads","tag-music","tag-new","tag-original","tag-philadelphia-psychedelia","tag-psychedelic","tag-singer","tag-song","tag-songwriter","tag-square-dance","tag-synthesizer","tag-vocals"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9981"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9990,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9981\/revisions\/9990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nChords — Em7 Esus4 Em<\/p>\n
\nby Daniel Brouse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"