[Intro]
(Here’s a laundry list:)
The grime of crime…
Over time
[Verse 1]
(Let me see…)
Liar to the nth degree
Gets his thrills
Off little girls
[Chorus]
A laundry list
(The grime of crime)
With a ped (oh!) twist
(The end of time)
[Bridge]
We need relief
(From the commander in chief)
The President’s pestilence
(Please! Cure the disease)
[Verse 2]
At fault
(For sexual assault)
A multiplicity
(Of bankruptcy)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Outro]
Racist
(Sexist)
White nationalist
(And, don’t forget)
Bigot
(Bully)
No longer free
(Really)
Don the con
(Can’t go on)
ABOUT THE SONG — Trump’s Record:
Been implicated in pedophilia and sexual misconduct allegations. The Epstein files are being withheld by Donald Trump—that’s not an accusation, it’s a fact. Trump himself admitted that Epstein “stole” his underaged massage girl from Mar-a-Lago, and his relationship with Epstein is well documented.
Repeatedly denied science—on climate change, on public health, and on issues with life-or-death consequences.
Lied pathologically about everything from crowd sizes to election results.
Promoted white supremacy and emboldened racially charged violence.
Been found liable for sexual assault in civil court.
Stoked division through bigotry, bullying, and fear-based politics.
Stood by as the U.S. Capitol was attacked, later praising or pardoning those responsible.
Attempted to overturn a lawful election, undermining democracy itself.
Engaged in financial fraud, including a judgment for falsifying business records.
Misused charity funds, leading to a lifetime ban from operating a charitable foundation in New York.
Implemented family separation policies at the border, losing track of children in the process.
Attacked the independence of the Federal Reserve, destabilizing global markets.
Attacked the First Amendment going so far as to threaten any television network critical of him.
Exploded the national debt by trillions while handing tax cuts to billionaires, worsening inequality.
Tried to weaponize the Justice Department as his personal shield and sword.
Floated the idea of “suspending” the Constitution to stay in power.
Been convicted of falsifying business records to hide damaging information from voters before an election.
The real question is: who, knowing all of this, still chooses to support or defend such behavior?
[Intro]
Well, it sure does smell
(In a flash…)
Take out the trash
[Verse 1]
Hopefully trash day
Is on the way
’cause the mounting pile
Is starting to defile
[Chorus]
Well, it sure does smell
(Forgo the stash)
Take out the trash
(More than eye-watering)
[Bridge]
Sensually slaughtering
(Take out the trash… fast!)
[Verse 2]
No shortage of garbage
(No slump at the dumb)
Call the trash man Trump
(Spoiler of our age)
[Chorus]
Well, it sure does smell
(Forgo the stash)
Take out the trash
(More than eye-watering)
[Bridge]
Sensually slaughtering
(Take out the trash… fast!)
[Chorus]
Well, it sure does smell
(Forgo the stash)
Take out the trash
(More than eye-watering)
[Outro]
Sensually slaughtering
(Take out the trash… fast!)
The stench is so bad
(Remember the scent we had)
The Donald of McDonald
(Makes waste in a haste)
[Intro]
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(You’re allowed… )
To shout out loud!
[Verse 1]
Victory — for free speech
You got to teach:
“The First Amendment”
(and the truth!)
[Bridge]
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(You’re allowed… )
To shout out loud!
[Chorus]
Shout! (Shout “it” out!)
Call the word on shhh… (it!)
That’s it
(Shout it out)
Shout it out loud!
[Bridge]
That’s what “it’s” about!
(Shout it out)
[Verse 2]
Victory! (for you n’ me)
Victory! (for all history)
When we speak true
(It frees me n’ you)
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(You’re allowed… )
To shout out loud!
Shout! (Shout “it” out!)
Call the word on shhh… (it!)
That’s it
(Shout it out)
Shout it out loud!
Victory! (for you n’ me)
Victory! (for all history)
When we speak true
(It frees me n’ you)
[Outro]
Sinclair and Nexstar’s earlier pullback of Kimmel appears politically motivated, driven by Trump-aligned officials and Nexstar’s $6.2 billion TEGNA acquisition, which is still pending FCC approval. Sinclair is closely aligned with the Trump MAGA white-nationalist propaganda machine. Yet ABC and Disney—under immense pressure—stood firm long enough to bring Kimmel back, proving that resistance truly matters.
YOU made it happen. You took action. You made phone calls, organized boycotts, and made the choice to raise your voice. In the name of this right—the freedom to speak out—this is a true victory. Journalists everywhere salute you!
Down with dick-tators! Long live satire! Take her higher!
A victory for free speech, the First Amendment, and the truth. Even more importantly, proof that resistance works.
Down with dick-tators. Long live satire. Take us higher!
ABOUT THE SONG
The new release of the day, “Victory,” is dedicated to YOU! That’s right—a shoutout to YOU, for what you do. This track is my humble attempt at a Rage Against the Machine-style mashup: raging guitar and rapid-fire rap fused with the sweetness of my favorite Kurzweil piano for that final victory kiss.
It’s more than just a song—it’s a salute to free speech, resistance, and the unstoppable power of raising your voice. YOU made it happen. YOU proved that action matters. From phone calls to boycotts, from standing firm to speaking out—this is your victory.
🗞️ EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 🗞️
Jimmy Kimmel Returns to ALL ABC Stations Tonight!
Victory—for free speech, the First Amendment, and the truth! Despite coordinated censorship by Sinclair and Nexstar affiliates, Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air, proving that public pushback, advertiser pressure, and mobilized resistance actually WORK.
This isn’t just about a late-night comedy show. It’s about defending democracy, satire, and the right to speak truth to power. As one reporter put it: “Killing humor isn’t funny. Kill humor, kill freedom. Not so funny now, is it?”
Sinclair and Nexstar’s earlier pullback of Kimmel appears politically motivated, driven by Trump-aligned officials and Nexstar’s $6.2 billion TEGNA acquisition, which is still pending FCC approval. Sinclair is closely aligned with the Trump MAGA white-nationalist propaganda machine. Yet ABC and Disney—under immense pressure—stood firm long enough to bring Kimmel back, proving that resistance truly matters.
YOU made it happen. You took action. You made phone calls, organized boycotts, and made the choice to raise your voice. In the name of this right—the freedom to speak out—this is a true victory. Journalists everywhere salute you!
Down with dick-tators! Long live satire! Take her higher!
A victory for free speech, the First Amendment, and the truth. Even more importantly, proof that resistance works.
Down with dick-tators. Long live satire. Take us higher!
[Intro]
The pressure is mounting
(Time is counting)
[Verse 1]
The pinhole’s role
(Under massive pressure)
One thing’s for sure…
(We’re about to see high velocity)
[Chorus]
The pressure is mounting
(As time keeps counting)
The high-pressure jet
(We’re about to get)
[Bridge]
Wet!
So, don’t forget
(The pressure is mounting)
(Time keeps on counting)
[Verse 2]
The pinhole’s goal
(Is not to erode)
As the pressure eats away
(Physics takes its toll)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Chorus 2]
The pressure is mounting
(As time keeps counting)
You will never forget
(The high-pressure jet)
[Outro]
Watch you
(Get wet)
… too
[Instrumental, Guitar Solo]
So, don’t neglect
(The mounting pressure)
If you’re sure to endure
(Relief valve)
Delve
A SCIENCE NOTE
When a pinhole is subjected to massive water pressure, the water exits as a high-speed, focused jet, and the pinhole itself can be eroded and enlarged by the intense force.
The high-pressure jet
High pressure forces the water through the small opening at a very high velocity. This is due to the principle of conservation of energy (related to Bernoulli’s principle), where the high static pressure inside is converted into high kinetic energy as the water is forced out.
[Intro]
The stench of the riffraff
(Was caught-up in the draft)
[Verse 1]
My advice to you
Is to continue to pursue
Forever upwind…
Of the riffraff waft
[Chorus]
The stench of the riffraff
(Was caught-up in the draft)
And it blew me away
(But not today)
[Bridge]
Today we make a stand
(To understand)
To be
(Breathing freely)
[Verse 2]
If you find yourself down-wind
Again… (Begin)
Proving moving up-wind
Is a breath of fresh air
(Meet me there!)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Chorus]
[Outro]
[Instrumental, Guitar Solo]
Today we make a stand
(To understand)
How to be free
(Naturally)
Up-wind… of the unkind mind
(Souls run afoul… and how)
The smell of hell
[Intro]
All of us…
(Thrown under)
The amorphous bus
(Awe and wonder)
[Refrain]
How illustrious
Being thrown
By the crown
To the fate of hate
All of us…
(Under the bus)
[Bridge]
All of us…
(Thrown under)
The amorphous bus
(Awe and wonder)
Changing the role
(As it rolls over us)
[Refrain]
How illustrious
Being thrown
By the crown
To the fate of hate
All of us…
(Under the bus)
[Bridge]
All of us…
(Thrown under)
The amorphous bus
(Awe and wonder)
Changing the role
(As it rolls over us)
The amorphous bus
[Outro]
All of us…
(Thrown under)
The amorphous bus
(I am the walrus)
Thrown under….
(Awe and wonder)
To rule all roles
(As it rolls over us)
The amorphous bus
(All of us)
… amorphous bus
[Intro]
[Instrumental, Piano Solo, Bass]
[Instrumental, Guitar Solo]
[Refrain]
How absurd…
(Don’t say a word)
[Bridge]
Word!
[Refrain]
How absurd…
(Don’t say a word?)
[Bridge]
A word…
(How about a letter or two… F U)
[Refrain]
How absurd…
(Don’t say a word?)
[Bridge]
A word…
(How about a letter or two… F U)
A coupla things:
(Can’t stop a bird that sings)
… or the happiness it brings
[Refrain]
How absurd…
(Don’t say a word?)
[Outro]
A word…
(How about a letter or two… F U)
A coupla things:
(Can’t stop a bird that sings)
… or the happiness it brings
(Here’s the deal…)
Sure beats your spiel
(For real)