{"id":4052,"date":"2013-05-04T01:44:09","date_gmt":"2013-05-04T01:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=4052"},"modified":"2014-03-21T16:53:27","modified_gmt":"2014-03-21T16:53:27","slug":"reptile-dysfunction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2013\/05\/04\/reptile-dysfunction\/","title":{"rendered":"Reptile Dysfunction"},"content":{"rendered":"

LYRICS
\nDon’t let some alligator
\nBe an agitator
\nDon’t let some crocodile
\nSteal your smile
\nOr, you’ll end up with reptile dysfunction<\/p>\n

Don’t let some snapping turtle
\nProve a hurdle
\nDon’t let some boa constrictor
\nConstrict ya
\nOr, you’ll end up with reptile dysfunction<\/p>\n

Don’t let some rattle snake
\nConfidence shake
\nDon’t let some lizard
\nCurse your wizard
\nOr, you’ll end up with reptile dysfunction<\/p>\n

Reptile Dysfunction Video.mp4<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Lake<\/a>
Lake Wynonah Songwriting Session<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

ABOUT THE SONG
\nChords — E G A E<\/p>\n

This song was inspired by the angels I’ve been bumping into. Some of them seem to have a severe aversion to serpents. Take it as a tongue-in-cheek metaphor?<\/p>\n

“Awesome. Reminded me of Shel Silverstine.” — Matthew Cicchetti<\/p>\n

Made in the USA (Lake Wynonah, Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania, United States of America.)<\/p>\n

Daniel — Vocals, Guitar<\/p>\n

From the album Firehose<\/em><\/strong><\/a> (Entitled by the volume of songs I have been spewing out.)
\nBy Daniel<\/a> Brouse<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LYRICS Don’t let some alligator Be an agitator Don’t let some crocodile Steal your smile Or, you’ll end up with reptile dysfunction Don’t let some snapping turtle Prove a hurdle Don’t let some boa constrictor Constrict ya Or, you’ll end up with reptile dysfunction Don’t let some rattle snake Confidence shake Don’t let some lizard […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9,14],"tags":[1899,1210,105,1312,198,269,272,1927,304,312,462,1929,1816,1932,539,556,613,1895,1930,1931,759,781,782],"class_list":["post-4052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chords","category-daniel","category-lyrics","tag-americana","tag-angels","tag-bible","tag-country","tag-daniel-brouse","tag-experimental","tag-extemporaneous","tag-firehose","tag-folk-rock","tag-free","tag-king-arthur","tag-lake-wynonah","tag-made-in-the-usa","tag-matthew-cicchetti","tag-mp3","tag-music","tag-original","tag-psychadelia","tag-schuylkill-county-reptile-dysfunction","tag-shel-silverstine","tag-singer","tag-songs","tag-songwriter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4052"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7331,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4052\/revisions\/7331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}