{"id":42416,"date":"2025-03-27T11:57:19","date_gmt":"2025-03-27T11:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=42416"},"modified":"2025-03-27T11:57:19","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T11:57:19","slug":"mumbo-jumbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/03\/27\/mumbo-jumbo\/","title":{"rendered":"Mumbo Jumbo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mumbo-Jumbo-0.mp3<\/a>
\nMumbo-Jumbo-0.mp4<\/a>
\nMumbo-Jumbo-I.mp3<\/a>
\nMumbo-Jumbo-I.mp4<\/a>
\nMumbo-Jumbo-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Refrain]
\nLiberation Day\u2026
\n(We haven\u2019t been treated well)
\nHell, we\u2019re a piggy bank
\n(I’m the pig to thank)
\nHey! Hey! Say:<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nNew tariffs (to be announced)
\nThough not sure (how to pronounce)
\nRigidity (of stupidity)
\nShall I ramble on (on pharmaceuticals)
\nTax one and all!
\nForget about permits
\n(What my tizzy fits)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nMumbo jumbo
\n(Wish I had ears)
\nDumbo
\n(Mumbo jumbo)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nAnd, sooo…
\n(The sewage will flow)
\nYou know… (oh, oh)
\nThat’s all that there is
\n(Having failed the quiz)
\nThat’s show biz! (is, is, is)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nMumbo jumbo
\n(Mass ass dumbo)
\nM\u00e1s Houthis Hoax
\n(Which) witch hunt
\nDrop kick! (punt)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nSubsidies for you and me
\n“new, clean, beautiful coal”
\nCan’t you see… and we’re going to open coal mines
\nAs I say, “clean, beautiful coal”
\nWind energy is bad (so sad)
\nLooks bad on our prairies… (see)
\nand kills whales (carcass debris)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nMumbo jumbo
\n(Mass ass dumbo)
\nM\u00e1s Houthis Hoax
\n(Which) witch hunt
\nDrop kick! (punt)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nAnd, sooo…
\n(The sewage will flow)
\nYou know… (oh, oh)
\nThat’s all that there is
\n(Having failed the quiz)
\nThat’s show biz! (is, is, is)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nLiberation Day\u2026
\n(We haven\u2019t been treated well)
\nHell, we\u2019re a piggy bank
\n(I’m the pig to thank)<\/p>\n

ABOUT THE SONG
\nThis song is based on President Trump’s tariff announcement on March 27, 2025.<\/p>\n

\n
I’m having a hard time understanding what he’s talking about.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Here\u2019s what I think he said:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
25% tariffs on all autos and light trucks<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
145% tariff on EVs from China<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
New tariffs on pharmaceuticals to be announced<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
U.S. government subsidies for “new, clean, beautiful coal” and assistance to open coal mines<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Wind energy is bad\u2014looks bad and kills whales<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Big day\u2026 Liberation Day\u2026 We haven\u2019t been treated well. We\u2019re a piggy bank, but we won\u2019t let that continue. See you on April 2nd.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
During the press conference, he continued discussing more tariffs\u2014this time on lumber\u2014saying it will be “amazing” and that “the market loves it.” He emphasized that these tariffs are permanent.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
When asked about Tesla\u2019s tariffs, he claimed, \u201cElon\u2019s never asked me for a favor.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
Regarding the security \u201csignal\u201d-gate controversy, he dismissed it as a hoax, adding, \u201cI don\u2019t know if it was classified.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
On the Houthis, he stated, \u201cThey\u2019ve been terrible to the world\u2026 the ships. They have to say \u2018No M\u00e1s.\u2019 The attacks have been very successful, and we\u2019re going to keep it going for a long time.\u201d Then, shifting blame, he speculated, \u201cMaybe it\u2019s Signal\u2019s fault. I don\u2019t know. The attack was successful. You should be talking about that.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
He further insisted, \u201cThis is Biden\u2019s fault. I was told it was Mike, and you should be talking about the attack. It\u2019s all a witch hunt. I think Signal could be defective.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
“Every point in tariffs is worth a lot for TikTok.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
You’re wearing a mask\u2014I haven’t seen anyone wear one in a long time. Does that make you feel better?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n
So many states are pushing to bring education back. They can’t wait.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

From the album “Rocked<\/a>“<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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