{"id":42461,"date":"2025-03-29T12:10:14","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T12:10:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=42461"},"modified":"2025-10-09T19:35:57","modified_gmt":"2025-10-09T19:35:57","slug":"floyd-the-barber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/03\/29\/floyd-the-barber\/","title":{"rendered":"Floyd the Barber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coversong originally performed and made famous by Nirvana<br \/>\nSong Author: Kurt Cobain<br \/>\nCoversong by Jack Brouse<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/MegaEpix-Enormous\/multimedia\/XII\/Floyd_The_Barber_Demo.mp3\">Floyd the Barber MP3 (Coversong)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bell on door clangs, come on in<br \/>\nFloyd observes my hairy chin<br \/>\nSit down, chair, don&#8217;t be afraid<br \/>\nSteamed hot towel on my face<br \/>\nI was shaved<br \/>\nI was shaved<br \/>\nI was shaved<br \/>\nBarney ties me to the chair<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t see, I&#8217;m really scared<br \/>\nFloyd breathes hard, I hear a zip<br \/>\nPee-pee pressed against my lips<br \/>\nI was shamed<br \/>\nI was shamed<br \/>\nI was shamed<br \/>\nI sense others in the room<br \/>\nOpie, Aunt Bee, I presume<br \/>\nThey take turns and cut me up<br \/>\nI die smothered in Aunt Bee&#8217;s muff<br \/>\nI was shamed<br \/>\nI was ashamed<br \/>\nI was shamed<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/songwriter\/jack-brouse\/\"><b>Jack Brouse<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coversong originally performed and made famous by Nirvana Song Author: Kurt Cobain Coversong by Jack Brouse Floyd the Barber MP3 (Coversong) Bell on door clangs, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down, chair, don&#8217;t be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved Barney [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42461"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42463,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42461\/revisions\/42463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}