{"id":44434,"date":"2025-06-08T12:57:47","date_gmt":"2025-06-08T12:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=44434"},"modified":"2025-06-08T13:30:11","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T13:30:11","slug":"hole-in-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/06\/08\/hole-in-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Hole in One"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hole-in-One-Best-Of.mp3<\/a>
\nHole-in-One-Best-Of.mp4<\/a>
\nHole-in-One.mp3<\/a>
\nHole-in-One.mp4<\/a>
\nHole-in-One-Pt-2.mp3<\/a>
\nHole-in-One-Pt-2.mp4<\/a>
\nHole-in-One-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nFore! (Hypocrisy)
\nAgainst (Humanity)
\nCaveman with his (gulf) club
\nRubs his stomach (rubba, dub, dub)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nWe need another “won”
\n(Cause we gotta hole in one)
\nInto a natural hazard
\n(Razzled and dazzled)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nFore! (No more!)
\nLook out (and shout)
\nFore! (Whack yer balls)
\nEveryone falls<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nFore! (Corruption)
\nAgainst (Education)
\nCaveman with his (gulf) club
\nKing! (I self-dub, dub, dub)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nWe need another “won”
\n(Cause we gotta hole in one)
\nInto a natural hazard
\n(Razzled and dazzled)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nFore! (No more!)
\nLook out (and shout)
\nFore! (Whack yer balls)
\nEveryone falls<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nFore! (No more!)
\nLook out (and shout)
\nFore! (Whack yer balls)
\nEveryone falls<\/p>\n

Song of the night: \u201cHole in One\u201d<\/strong>
This wild, high-energy romp is a crowd favorite\u2014a chaotic mix of satire and groove. Performed live with guitar and keys played simultaneously, it\u2019s our unofficial theme song for the National Golf Club of Bedminster. Packed with punchy chants and tongue-in-cheek commentary, it takes aim at hypocrisy, corruption, and caveman politics with a swing and a snarl.<\/p>\n

Song inspired by Trumpenomics: The Decline of the US<\/a><\/h2>\n

From the album “Holy<\/a>“<\/h3>\n

The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment<\/a><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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