{"id":44844,"date":"2025-06-22T16:23:48","date_gmt":"2025-06-22T16:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=44844"},"modified":"2025-06-22T16:23:48","modified_gmt":"2025-06-22T16:23:48","slug":"dont-eat-the-orange-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/06\/22\/dont-eat-the-orange-snow\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Eat the Orange Snow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dont-Eat-the-Orange-Snow.mp3<\/a>
\nDont-Eat-the-Orange-Snow.mp4<\/a>
\nDont-Eat-the-Orange-Snow-Unplugged-Underground-XXII.mp3<\/a>
\nDont-Eat-the-Orange-Snow-Unplugged-Underground-XXII.mp4<\/a>
\nDont-Eat-the-Orange-Snow-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Intro]
\nOh, didn’t you know
\nDon’t eat the orange snow<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nWhoa, didn’t you see
\nWhere he went pee
\nFor what it’s worth…
\nI wouldn’t but that in your mouth<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nOh, didn’t you know
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Oh whoa, oh no no)
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Or don’t you know?)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nSo, before you go
\nTaking a big bite
\nYou just might…
\nMight want to forego<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nOh, didn’t you know
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Oh whoa, oh no no)
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Or don’t you know?)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHe\u2019s a natural joke
\n(Simpleton is gross-out funny)
\nEvery word he spoke
\n(Meant for stealing your money)
\nSo, you better know where he’ll go
\n(And where he went)
\nThe future’s spent<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nOh, didn’t you know
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Oh whoa, oh no no)
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Or don’t you know?)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nOh, didn’t you know
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Oh whoa, oh no no)
\nDon’t eat the orange snow
\n(Or don’t you know?)<\/p>\n

Trumpenomics: The Decline of the US<\/a><\/h2>\n

From the album “Orange<\/a>“<\/h3>\n

The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment<\/a><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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