{"id":45070,"date":"2025-07-03T18:06:11","date_gmt":"2025-07-03T18:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=45070"},"modified":"2025-07-03T18:06:11","modified_gmt":"2025-07-03T18:06:11","slug":"colonel-mustard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/07\/03\/colonel-mustard\/","title":{"rendered":"Colonel Mustard"},"content":{"rendered":"

Colonel-Mustard.mp3<\/a>
\nColonel-Mustard.mp4<\/a>
\nColonel-Mustard-Pt-2.mp3<\/a>
\nColonel-Mustard-Pt-2.mp4<\/a>
\nColonel-Mustard-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nWhich way does the wind blow
\nHow high’s the rising tide
\nAny idea… do you know
\nHow long till the end of the ride<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nAre you feeling flustered?
\n(Out of the ordinary?)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nDo you have a clue?
\n(Quick!)
\nIt was Colonel Mustard,
\nIn the conservatory,
\nWith the candlestick.<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nWhen I was just a baby, mama told me, Son
\n(Always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns”)
\nMama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
\nSooner or later… one knows
\n(Oh, mama mia, mama mia)
\nMama, just killed a man
\n(Oh, mama mia, mama mia)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nAre you feeling flustered?
\n(Out of the ordinary?)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nDo you have a clue?
\n(Quick!)
\nIt was Colonel Mustard,
\nIn the conservatory,
\nWith the candlestick.<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nAre you feeling flustered?
\n(Out of the ordinary?)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nQuick!
\n(Do you have a clue?)
\nIt was Colonel Mustard,
\nIn the conservatory,
\nWith the candlestick.<\/p>\n

From the album “Clues<\/a>“<\/h3>\n

Trumpenomics: The Decline of the US<\/a><\/h2>\n

The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment<\/a><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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