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Aardvark.mp3<\/a>
\nAardvark.mp4<\/a>
\nAardvark-Pt-2.mp3<\/a>
\nAardvark-Pt-2.mp4<\/a>
\nAardvark-intro.mp3<\/a>
\nAardvark.mp3<\/a>
\nAardvark.mp4<\/a><\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nI’m eating ants
\n(But I ain’t no anteater)
\nNature transplants
\n(Absurdity theater)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nDouble A
\n(Aardvark)
\nWhat do you say
\n(Adventures embark)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nListen to the dead ant
\n(Rant)<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nThe same diet
\n(Might want to try it)
\nThinks I’d rather eat plants
\n(Than feast on ants)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nDouble A
\n(Aardvark)
\nWhat do you say
\n(Adventures embark)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nListen to the dead ant
\n(Rant)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nDouble A
\n(Aardvark)
\nWhat do you say
\n(Adventures embark)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nListen to the dead ant
\n(Rant)
\nDead ant, dead ant, dead ant
\n(Dead ant)<\/p>\n

ABOUT THE SONG
\nWhile both anteaters and aardvarks share the common trait of consuming ants and termites, they are distinct species belonging to different continents and orders of mammals. Aardvarks are native to Africa and are the sole surviving member of the order Tubulidentata, while anteaters are found in Central and South America and belong to the order Pilosa. They have different physical characteristics and behaviors, despite having similar diets.<\/p>\n

From the album “Aardvark<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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