{"id":46281,"date":"2025-08-27T12:24:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-27T12:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=46281"},"modified":"2025-08-27T12:24:00","modified_gmt":"2025-08-27T12:24:00","slug":"swiss-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/08\/27\/swiss-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"Swiss Cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/MegaEpix-Enormous\/multimedia\/XV\/Swiss-Cheese.mp3\">Swiss-Cheese.mp3<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/MegaEpix-Enormous\/multimedia\/XV\/Swiss-Cheese.mp4\">Swiss-Cheese.mp4<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/MegaEpix-Enormous\/multimedia\/XV\/Swiss-Cheese-Pt-2.mp3\">Swiss-Cheese-Pt-2.mp3<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/MegaEpix-Enormous\/multimedia\/XV\/Swiss-Cheese-Pt-2.mp4\">Swiss-Cheese-Pt-2.mp4<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/kingarthur.com\/MegaEpix-Enormous\/multimedia\/XV\/Swiss-Cheese-intro.mp3\">Swiss-Cheese-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[Verse 1]<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s one for you<br \/>\n(And two for me)<br \/>\nWhen it&#8217;s all through<br \/>\n(Maybe you&#8217;ll see)<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge]<br \/>\nOh please (Swiss cheese)<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re strategy<br \/>\n(Is full of holes)<br \/>\nIn relativity<br \/>\n(To reality)<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 2]<br \/>\nGonna take, take, take<br \/>\n(More than I make)<br \/>\nMakes it hard to forgive<br \/>\n(What little you give)<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge]<br \/>\nOh please (Swiss cheese)<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re strategy<br \/>\n(Is full of holes)<br \/>\nIn relativity<br \/>\n(To reality)<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge]<br \/>\nOh please (Swiss cheese)<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re strategy<br \/>\n(Is full of holes)<br \/>\nIn relativity<br \/>\n(To reality)<\/p>\n<p>[Outro]<br \/>\nOh please (Swiss cheese)<br \/>\nAll your roles (full of holes)<\/p>\n<p><strong>From the album &#8220;<a href=\"\/songwriter\/tag\/aardvark\/\">Aardvark<\/a>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Swiss-Cheese.mp3 Swiss-Cheese.mp4 Swiss-Cheese-Pt-2.mp3 Swiss-Cheese-Pt-2.mp4 Swiss-Cheese-intro.mp3 [Verse 1] There&#8217;s one for you (And two for me) When it&#8217;s all through (Maybe you&#8217;ll see) [Bridge] Oh please (Swiss cheese) [Chorus] You&#8217;re strategy (Is full of holes) In relativity (To reality) [Verse 2] Gonna take, take, take (More than I make) Makes it hard to forgive (What little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[4161],"class_list":["post-46281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daniel","category-lyrics","tag-aardvark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46299,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46281\/revisions\/46299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}