{"id":47037,"date":"2025-09-27T12:20:56","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T12:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=47037"},"modified":"2025-09-27T12:20:56","modified_gmt":"2025-09-27T12:20:56","slug":"laundry-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2025\/09\/27\/laundry-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Laundry List"},"content":{"rendered":"

Laundry-List-Best-Of.mp3<\/a>
\nLaundry-List-Best-Of.mp4<\/a>
\nLaundry-List.mp3<\/a>
\nLaundry-List.mp4<\/a>
\nLaundry-List-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Intro]
\n(Here’s a laundry list:)
\nThe grime of crime…
\nOver time<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\n(Let me see…)
\nLiar to the nth degree
\nGets his thrills
\nOff little girls<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nA laundry list
\n(The grime of crime)
\nWith a ped (oh!) twist
\n(The end of time)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nWe need relief
\n(From the commander in chief)
\nThe President’s pestilence
\n(Please! Cure the disease)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nAt fault
\n(For sexual assault)
\nA multiplicity
\n(Of bankruptcy)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\n[Bridge]<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nRacist
\n(Sexist)
\nWhite nationalist
\n(And, don’t forget)
\nBigot
\n(Bully)
\nNo longer free
\n(Really)
\nDon the con
\n(Can’t go on)<\/p>\n

ABOUT THE SONG — Trump’s Record:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Been implicated in pedophilia and sexual misconduct allegations. The Epstein files are being withheld by Donald Trump\u2014that\u2019s not an accusation, it\u2019s a fact. Trump himself admitted that Epstein \u201cstole\u201d his underaged massage girl from Mar-a-Lago, and his relationship with Epstein is well documented.<\/li>\n
  2. Repeatedly denied science\u2014on climate change, on public health, and on issues with life-or-death consequences.<\/li>\n
  3. Lied pathologically about everything from crowd sizes to election results.<\/li>\n
  4. Promoted white supremacy and emboldened racially charged violence.<\/li>\n
  5. Been found liable for sexual assault in civil court.<\/li>\n
  6. Stoked division through bigotry, bullying, and fear-based politics.<\/li>\n
  7. Stood by as the U.S. Capitol was attacked, later praising or pardoning those responsible.<\/li>\n
  8. Attempted to overturn a lawful election, undermining democracy itself.<\/li>\n
  9. Engaged in financial fraud, including a judgment for falsifying business records.<\/li>\n
  10. Misused charity funds, leading to a lifetime ban from operating a charitable foundation in New York.<\/li>\n
  11. Implemented family separation policies at the border, losing track of children in the process.<\/li>\n
  12. Attacked the independence of the Federal Reserve, destabilizing global markets.<\/li>\n
  13. Attacked the First Amendment going so far as to threaten any television network critical of him.<\/li>\n
  14. Exploded the national debt by trillions while handing tax cuts to billionaires, worsening inequality.<\/li>\n
  15. Tried to weaponize the Justice Department as his personal shield and sword.<\/li>\n
  16. Floated the idea of \u201csuspending\u201d the Constitution to stay in power.<\/li>\n
  17. Been convicted of falsifying business records to hide damaging information from voters before an election.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    The real question is: who, knowing all of this, still chooses to support or defend such behavior?<\/p>\n

    From the album “Riffraff<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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