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Pretzel-Logic-Best-Of.mp3<\/a>
\nPretzel-Logic-Best-Of.mp4<\/a>
\nPretzel-Logic.mp3<\/a>
\nPretzel-Logic.mp4<\/a>
\nPretzel-Logic-intro.mp3<\/a> <\/p>\n

[Intro]
\nWell,
\n(Quick!) Is your logic
\n(Shaped like a pretzel)
\n… well?<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nTwisted reasoning
\n(Illogical)
\nArgument’s weakening
\n(Ideological)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nWell,
\n(Quick!) Is your logic
\n(Shaped like a pretzel)
\n… well?<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nPlease (… do tell)
\nConvoluted and confusing
\n(Constituted brain bruising)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nTwisted reasoning
\n(Convoluted)
\nArgument’s confusing
\n(Mind’s polluted)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nWell,
\n(Quick!) Is your logic
\n(Shaped like a pretzel)
\n… well?<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nSick (twisted)
\nPretzel logic
\n(Resisted)
\nReasoning
\n(Sick) twisted
\n(Pretzel logic)
\nTwisted sick
\n(Pretzel logic)<\/p>\n

ABOUT THE SONG
\n“Pretzel logic” refers to a twisted or circular line of reasoning that does not make sense, is illogical, or is intentionally deceptive to justify an irrational or contradictory position.<\/p>\n

From the album “Reason<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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