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Too-Two-Best-Of.mp3<\/a>
\nToo-Two-Best-Of.mp4<\/a>
\nToo-Two.mp3<\/a>
\nToo-Two.mp4<\/a>
\nToo-Two-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Intro]
\nHow old are you
\n(Too two?)
\nThe terrible (terrible) twos<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nAre you nine
\n(Or seventy-nine)
\nTantrum cryin’
\n(All of the time)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHow old are you
\n(Too two?)
\nThe terrible (terrible) twos<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nGot into (your mother’s makeup)
\nCaked it on (and on and on)
\nOld, senile (can’t seem to wake up)
\nA fake n’ baked (birthday cake)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nAre you seven
\n(Or seventy-nine)
\nFar from heaven
\n(All of the time)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHow old are you
\n(Too two?)
\nThe terrible (terrible) twos<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nGot into (your mother’s makeup)
\nCaked it on (and on and on)
\nOld, senile (can’t seem to wake up)
\nA fake n’ baked (birthday cake)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHow old are you
\n(Too two?)
\nThe terrible (terrible) twos<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nGot into (your mother’s makeup)
\nCaked it on (and on and on)
\nOld, senile (can’t seem to wake up)
\nA fake n’ baked (birthday cake)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nHow old are you
\n(Too two?)
\nAn infinite (infant)
\nCry, baby, cry
\nHow old are you
\n(Too two?)
\nThe message you send
\n(Is reaching your end)
\nCry, baby, cry
\n(Watch our freedom die)<\/p>\n

From the album “Ambiguous<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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