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Whopper.mp3<\/a>
\nWhopper.mp4<\/a>
\nWhopper-Mouth-2.mp4<\/a>
\nWhopper-Mouth.mp4<\/a>
\nWhopper-Pt-2.mp3<\/a>
\nWhopper-Pt-2.mp4<\/a>
\nWhopper-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Intro]
\nA whopper
\n(A real jaw dropper)<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nThat lie
\n(Bigger than the Grand Canyon)
\nTestify
\n(That lie is sure a big one)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nA whopper
\n(A real jaw dropper)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nStretching the truth
\n(Far and wide)
\nHe has no couth
\n(Better run n’ hide)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nDecry a lie
\n(Lying through his teeth)
\nTestify
\n(He’s piling on the grief)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nA whopper
\n(A real jaw dropper)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nStretching the truth
\n(Far and wide)
\nHe has no couth
\n(Better run n’ hide)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nBut it’s coming undone
\n(There’s no place to run)
\nTruthless
\n(Ruthless)
\nComing home to roost
\n(Gonna cook his goose)
\nLast Chapter
\n(… we all live happily ever after)<\/p>\n

From the album “Lulu<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Whopper.mp3 Whopper.mp4 Whopper-Mouth-2.mp4 Whopper-Mouth.mp4 Whopper-Pt-2.mp3 Whopper-Pt-2.mp4 Whopper-intro.mp3 [Intro] A whopper (A real jaw dropper) [Verse 1] That lie (Bigger than the Grand Canyon) Testify (That lie is sure a big one) [Bridge] A whopper (A real jaw dropper) [Chorus] Stretching the truth (Far and wide) He has no couth (Better run n’ hide) [Verse 2] […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[4183],"class_list":["post-48446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daniel","category-lyrics","tag-lulu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48446"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48458,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48446\/revisions\/48458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}