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How-Many-Holes.mp3<\/a>
\nHow-Many-Holes.mp4<\/a>
\nHow-Many-Holes-Pt-2.mp3<\/a>
\nHow-Many-Holes-Pt-2.mp4<\/a>
\nHow-Many-Holes-intro.mp3<\/a><\/p>\n

[Intro]
\nThe number sheer:
\n(Four thousand in Blackburn, Lancashire)
\nAnd though rather small
\n(They had to count them all)
\nNow we know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall<\/p>\n

[Verse 1]
\nI heard the news today
\n(And I’ve gotta say)
\nWe’re headed…
\n(The wrong way)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHow many holes
\n(Are taking their toll)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nHow many holes
\n(Vote a joke)
\nHow many holes
\n(Anti-woke)<\/p>\n

[Verse 2]
\nWhy play the role
\n(Of an “A” hole)
\nTo be so droll
\n(The fools rule)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHow many holes
\n(Are taking their toll)<\/p>\n

[Chorus]
\nHow many holes
\n(Vote a joke)
\nHow many holes
\n(Anti-woke)<\/p>\n

[Bridge]
\nHow many holes
\n(Are taking their toll)<\/p>\n

[Outro]
\nThe number sheer:
\n(Four thousand in Blackburn, Lancashire)
\nAnd though rather small
\n(They had to count them all)
\nNow we know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall<\/p>\n

From the album “Porous<\/a>“<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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