{"id":51697,"date":"2026-03-16T13:25:34","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T13:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/idea.membrane.com\/songwriter\/?p=51697"},"modified":"2026-03-16T13:25:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T13:25:34","slug":"double-lifetime-guarantee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2026\/03\/16\/double-lifetime-guarantee\/","title":{"rendered":"Double Lifetime Guarantee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Silence]<\/p>\n<p>[Instrumental, Guitar, Piano, Organ, Synth, Bass, Percussion, Drums]<\/p>\n<p>[Intro]<br \/>\n[Instrumental Intro: Pulsing Bass, Organ Swell, Muted Guitar Chops, Rising Synth Filter]<br \/>\n[Minimal Beat, Sub Bass, Spoken Vocal]<\/p>\n<p>Geee!<br \/>\nIs it a &#8220;Double Lifetime Guarantee&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>[Instrumental]<br \/>\n[Bass Solo]<br \/>\n[Organ Stabs, Driving Bass, Snare March]<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 1]<br \/>\nYou sold it shiny new<br \/>\n(Factory sealed)<br \/>\nPromises wrapped in blue<br \/>\n(A crooked deal)<\/p>\n<p>Said it would last forever<br \/>\n(No need to fear)<br \/>\nBut forever keeps getting shorter<br \/>\n(Year by year)<\/p>\n<p>[Pre-Chorus]<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t got that many lifetimes<br \/>\n(To count your mistakes)<br \/>\nCorruption, vice, and crimes<br \/>\n(Until man&#8217;s will awakes)<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge]<br \/>\nOr everything breaks<\/p>\n<p>[Build: Synth Arpeggio Rising]<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nA billion seconds<br \/>\n(Work twice my life)<br \/>\nFor your record reckons<br \/>\n(The fate of hate and strife)<\/p>\n<p>A billion seconds gone<br \/>\n(Just like that)<br \/>\nYour crooked ledger drawn<br \/>\n(In the aftermath)<\/p>\n<p>[Breakdown]<br \/>\n[Percussion, Sub Bass, Spoken Vocal]<\/p>\n<p>Now we know&#8230;<br \/>\n(This sh, sh, sha&#8230; it) show<br \/>\n(Has ga, gotta&#8230;) Go!<\/p>\n<p>Truth leaks out slow<br \/>\n(Through every crack)<br \/>\nThe longer you run it<br \/>\n(The harder the smack)<\/p>\n<p>[Instrumental \u2013 Synth and Organ Jam]<br \/>\n[Synth Solo \u2013 spiraling upward]<br \/>\n[Organ Solo \u2013 gritty and driving]<br \/>\n[Guitar Solo]<br \/>\n[Organ Stabs, Driving Bass, Snare March]<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 2]<br \/>\nYou stamped it \u201cguaranteed\u201d<br \/>\n(For life and more)<br \/>\nBut whose life you mean<br \/>\n(Is the hidden score)<\/p>\n<p>Double the promise<br \/>\n(Double the lie)<br \/>\nStacked to the heavens<br \/>\n(High in the sky)<\/p>\n<p>[Pre-Chorus]<br \/>\nI ain&#8217;t got that many lifetimes<br \/>\n(To watch the decay)<br \/>\nCounting your headlines<br \/>\n(Day after day)<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nA billion seconds<br \/>\n(Work twice my life)<br \/>\nFor your record reckons<br \/>\n(The fate of hate and strife)<\/p>\n<p>A billion seconds burn<br \/>\n(Into the night)<br \/>\nEvery page we turn<br \/>\n(Reveals the fight)<\/p>\n<p>[Final Breakdown]<br \/>\n[Percussion, Sub Bass, Spoken Vocal]<\/p>\n<p>Lifetime promise<br \/>\n(Printed in gold)<br \/>\nBut the truth behind it<br \/>\n(Is already sold)<\/p>\n<p>Double lifetime guarantee?<br \/>\n(We&#8217;ll see\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>[Outro]<br \/>\n[Minimal Beat, Organ Pad, Slow Bass Pulse]<\/p>\n<p>Tick\u2026 tick\u2026 tick\u2026<br \/>\n(Time keeps score)<\/p>\n<p>You can promise forever<br \/>\n(But never more)<\/p>\n<p>End of the endeavor<\/p>\n<p>[Double drum hit]<br \/>\n[Instrumental Fade]<\/p>\n<p>ABOUT THE SONG<br \/>\nIf you spent 40 hours a week counting at an average rate of one number per second, it would take approximately 133.5 years to reach one billion. <\/p>\n<p>Realistic speech rates: Some estimates suggest that because large numbers take several seconds to pronounce, the actual time spent counting (even non-stop) could exceed 100 to 200 years.<\/p>\n<p>The Million vs. Billion difference: At one number per second, you can count to a million in just 11.5 days.<\/p>\n<p><strong>From the album &#8220;<a href=\"\/albums\/Billions\/\">Billions<\/a>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Silence] [Instrumental, Guitar, Piano, Organ, Synth, Bass, Percussion, Drums] [Intro] [Instrumental Intro: Pulsing Bass, Organ Swell, Muted Guitar Chops, Rising Synth Filter] [Minimal Beat, Sub Bass, Spoken Vocal] Geee! 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