{"id":52655,"date":"2026-04-22T12:25:56","date_gmt":"2026-04-22T12:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/?p=52655"},"modified":"2026-04-22T12:25:56","modified_gmt":"2026-04-22T12:25:56","slug":"exit-stage-left","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2026\/04\/22\/exit-stage-left\/","title":{"rendered":"Exit, Stage Left!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Intro \u2013 Theatrical Organ, Audience Murmur, Dramatic Guitar Stabs]<br \/>\nCurtain twitching in the wind<br \/>\nAnother scene about to begin<br \/>\nSpotlight flickers like a thought<br \/>\nBetween what\u2019s real and what is not<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 1]<br \/>\nLines rehearsed but half forgot<br \/>\nImprov life, ready or not<br \/>\nEvery gesture overdone<br \/>\nWhen the crowd thinks it\u2019s all fun<br \/>\nBackstage chaos, quiet sweat<br \/>\nEvery cue I can\u2019t forget<br \/>\nStagehands whisper, count me in<br \/>\nFor the next time I begin<\/p>\n<p>[Pre-Chorus]<br \/>\nBut somewhere in the chaos I recall<br \/>\nA voice that cuts through it all<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nWhat Snagglepuss said<br \/>\n(Keeps going through my head)<br \/>\nHeavens to Murgatroyd!<br \/>\n(Play some Pink Floyd)<br \/>\nExits shine a stop sign red<br \/>\n(Still ringing overhead)<br \/>\nA line I can\u2019t avoid<br \/>\n(Play some Pink Floyd)<\/p>\n<p>[Refrain]<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(Stage left)<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(Stage right)<br \/>\nTake a break<br \/>\n(From the spotlight)<br \/>\nMake a break<br \/>\n(For broad daylight)<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 2 \u2013 Groove Tightens, Bass Prominent]<br \/>\nEvery act just blends to one<br \/>\nUnderneath the burning sun<br \/>\nCostume changes, name tag too<br \/>\nBut I still feel strangely new<br \/>\nAudience dissolves to smoke<br \/>\nEvery joke becomes a cloak<br \/>\nHiding something I can\u2019t say<br \/>\nIn the role I play each day<\/p>\n<p>[Pre-Chorus]<br \/>\nAnd in the wings where silence grows<br \/>\nThat strange old wisdom softly flows<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nWhat Snagglepuss said<br \/>\n(It rattles in my head)<br \/>\nHeavens to Murgatroyd!<br \/>\n(Reality deployed)<br \/>\nCurtains drawn in shades of red<br \/>\n(Still echoing instead)<br \/>\nSome cosmic twisted ploy<br \/>\n(Play some Pink Floyd)<\/p>\n<p>[Refrain]<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(Stage left)<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(Stage right)<br \/>\nSlip away<br \/>\n(Out of sight)<br \/>\nFade to gray<br \/>\n(Out of light)<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(No applause tonight)<br \/>\nJust the fade<br \/>\n(Of spotlight)<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge \u2013 Psychedelic Breakdown, Reverb Guitar + Synth Swells]<br \/>\nIs it acting if I stay?<br \/>\nOr just forgetting how to play?<br \/>\nEvery mask becomes my face<br \/>\nEvery space becomes the stage<br \/>\nTime dissolves into the cue<br \/>\nNothing left I didn\u2019t do<br \/>\nBut somewhere in the painted scene<br \/>\nI\u2019m not sure what I mean<\/p>\n<p>[Build \u2013 Rising Drums, Choir-like Vocals]<br \/>\nCue the silence, cue the break<br \/>\nEvery line begins to shake<br \/>\nCurtain breathing, open wide<br \/>\nSomething waiting just outside<\/p>\n<p>[Final Chorus \u2013 Full, Anthemic]<br \/>\nWhat Snagglepuss said<br \/>\n(It lives inside my head)<br \/>\nHeavens to Murgatroyd!<br \/>\n(The walls of sound deployed)<br \/>\nExit signs in burning red<br \/>\n(Still glowing where I tread)<br \/>\nPlay the truth I can\u2019t avoid<br \/>\n(Play some Pink Floyd)<\/p>\n<p>[Refrain \u2013 Final Repeat, Layered Vocals]<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(Stage left)<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\n(Stage right)<br \/>\nSlip away<br \/>\n(Out of sight)<br \/>\nInto night<br \/>\n(Out of light)<br \/>\nExit!<br \/>\nNo more role to play<br \/>\nJust fade away<\/p>\n<p>[Outro \u2013 Soft Piano, Curtain Closing Sound]<br \/>\nWhat Snagglepuss said\u2026<br \/>\nStill echoes in the head\u2026<br \/>\nExit\u2026 stage left\u2026<br \/>\n[Silence]<\/p>\n<p>From the album <strong>&#8220;<a href=\"\/albums\/Exit-Strategy\/\">Exit Strategy<\/a>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Intro \u2013 Theatrical Organ, Audience Murmur, Dramatic Guitar Stabs] Curtain twitching in the wind Another scene about to begin Spotlight flickers like a thought Between what\u2019s real and what is not [Verse 1] Lines rehearsed but half forgot Improv life, ready or not Every gesture overdone When the crowd thinks it\u2019s all fun Backstage chaos, 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