{"id":53566,"date":"2026-05-23T13:27:54","date_gmt":"2026-05-23T13:27:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/?p=53566"},"modified":"2026-05-23T13:27:54","modified_gmt":"2026-05-23T13:27:54","slug":"two-left-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/2026\/05\/23\/two-left-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Left Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Instrumental Intro: Funky Bass Groove, Loose Hi-Hat Rhythm, Playful Guitar Chops, Retro Synth Accents]<\/p>\n<p>[Intro]<br \/>\nStep forward<br \/>\nSlide behind<br \/>\nLose the rhythm<br \/>\nLose your mind<\/p>\n<p>Spin around<br \/>\nMiss the beat<br \/>\nTripping over<br \/>\nTwo left feet<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 1]<br \/>\nStarted moving way too fast<br \/>\nThought the moment\u2019s gonna last<br \/>\nTurned the corner, lost the line<br \/>\nMissed the signal every time<\/p>\n<p>Crowded floor and flashing light<br \/>\nTrying hard to get it right<br \/>\nBut momentum pulled me wrong<br \/>\nOut of step with every song<\/p>\n<p>[Pre-Chorus]<br \/>\nOne foot freezes<br \/>\nOne repeats<br \/>\nGoing nowhere<br \/>\nOff the beat<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br \/>\nTalk about self-defeat<br \/>\n(Two left feet)<br \/>\nAm I right&#8230;<br \/>\n(You need a right)<\/p>\n<p>At least&#8230;<br \/>\n(If you wanna chance)<br \/>\n&#8230;to dance!<\/p>\n<p>[Instrumental Break: Slap Bass Fill, Hand Claps, Synth Solo With Comedic Pitch Bends]<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 2]<br \/>\nTried to pivot, tried to glide<br \/>\nKept on leaning to one side<br \/>\nLeft turns turning into walls<br \/>\nAwkward timing wrecks it all<\/p>\n<p>Mirror ball above the room<br \/>\nShining through the social gloom<br \/>\nEverybody moving clean<br \/>\nWhile I stumble through the scene<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge]<br \/>\nBalance matters<br \/>\nPush and pull<br \/>\nHalf a rhythm<br \/>\nIsn\u2019t full<\/p>\n<p>Left and right<br \/>\nWork as one<br \/>\nThat\u2019s how motion<br \/>\nGets things done<\/p>\n<p>[Build Section: Percussion Layers Increase, Crowd Chant Effects, Bass Groove Intensifies]<\/p>\n<p>Step by step<br \/>\n(Shift your weight)<br \/>\nFind the groove<br \/>\n(Calculate)<\/p>\n<p>Move in time<br \/>\n(Don\u2019t retreat)<br \/>\nEscape the curse<br \/>\n(Of two left feet)<\/p>\n<p>[Final Chorus]<br \/>\nTalk about self-defeat<br \/>\n(Two left feet)<br \/>\nAm I right&#8230;<br \/>\n(You need a right)<\/p>\n<p>At least&#8230;<br \/>\n(If you wanna chance)<br \/>\n&#8230;to dance!<\/p>\n<p>Move with flow<br \/>\n(Find the beat)<br \/>\nTurn around<br \/>\n(Get back on your feet)<\/p>\n<p>[Outro: Fading Funk Guitar, Whistling Synth, Final Drum Tap]<\/p>\n<p>One wrong step<br \/>\nCan still align<br \/>\nWhen rhythm catches<br \/>\nUp in time<\/p>\n<p>[Silence]<\/p>\n<p>From the album <strong>&#8220;<a href=\"\/albums\/Opposite\/\">Opposite<\/a>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Instrumental Intro: Funky Bass Groove, Loose Hi-Hat Rhythm, Playful Guitar Chops, Retro Synth Accents] [Intro] Step forward Slide behind Lose the rhythm Lose your mind Spin around Miss the beat Tripping over Two left feet [Verse 1] Started moving way too fast Thought the moment\u2019s gonna last Turned the corner, lost the line Missed the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53566"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53567,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53566\/revisions\/53567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kingarthur.com\/songwriter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}