LYRICS
Then the light
Like the dawn
And we all shine on
Then the light came on
Like the light of dawn
Through the night
’till dawn
Twilight
From dusk to dawn
And we all shine on
May your light shine on
LYRICS
I don’t know if any more
2+2 still equals 4
I don’t know
How does your garden grow
Mary, Mary quite contrary
Sandy Hook’s a fiction book?
The Earth’s flat? Just take a look
9/11 — optical illusion
How can there be chemtrail confusion?
Growing leery of conspiracy theory
Facts that lack made up with whack
Look out! Mother Goose is on the loose
There’s a unicorn
Milked by a fairy
Lactose intolerant
Can’t eat dairy
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn
Social media’s filled with corn (and porn)
Chorus
Facts that lack made up with whack
Quack, quack, quack
LYRICS
Oh, what a year it’s been
When hell freezing over did begin
Polarization at the polls
Realization of whose hearts have holes
Oh, what a year it’s been
When hell freezing over did begin
Listen! (Hear the) screams of tortured souls
Heaven? Better forget such lofty goals
King of the rude and crude
Destroys our peaceful interlude
The pseud of the shrewd “dude”
Screwed by lewd attitude
Delusional… the delusion of all
Install the “Great America” fall
Encourage the brawl
Encourage the maul
Drop your jaw in appall
Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic folklore figure described as “half-goat, half-demon”. During the Christmas season, Krampus punishes children who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards the well-behaved with gifts. Krampus is one of the companions of Saint Nicholas in regions including Austria, Bavaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Slovenia and Northern Italy.
Krmapus would take naughty children, place them in a sack, and whoop ’em with a stick.
LYRICS
Have you been naughty
Have you been nice
If it’s naughty,
Better think twice
There’s a Krampus amongst us
Bound and a gag
Gonna “stick” you in his bag
Yup, gonna stick you in a sack
Then, proceed to whack, whack, whack
There’s a Krampus amongst us
You better not cry… you better not fuss
A Krampus among us
Have you been good… have you been bad?
Going to turn the bad into sad
A Christmas Krampus going to smash and thump us
Might dole out a lump of coal
ABOUT THE SONG
Style: Christmas Music
Chords: Capo 2 E A / D A E
Recording: digital 14-track stereo
Vocals, Guitar, Percussion, Keyboards and Synthesizers
The 25th of Kislev
On this day, Jesus celebrated Hanukkah: “And it was at Jerusalem the feast of the dedication, and it was winter. And Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon’s porch.”
Originally, the Syrian leader Antiochus had destroyed the temple. “Antiochus desecrated the temple in Jerusalem by sacrificing pigs on its altar and smearing the temple in blood.” However, the Syrian forces could not standup against the Hasmonean. The family became known as the Maccabees – the Hammer.
LYRICS
Be the last candle burning
Perpetual spiritual yearning
Be the light shinning bright
God’s hammer of might
May your love light shine
Enshrined miracle of time
Eyes behold the sight
A miracle… the festival of light
Be the first candle burning
Burn through the night until morning
May your love light shine
Enshrined miracle of time
Celebrate with the feast of dedication
Celebration of jubilation
Be the last candle burning
Keep our small world turning
May your love light shine
Enshrined miracle of time
LYRICS
I love the morning when I rise
Another day… another surprise
It always feels like noon is here too soon
Wish the day would never go away
Until the nightime
When the light gets slight
It’s the right time
Get a dose of holding you close
First Verse
You’re my spark in the dark
The fire in desire
The nightime
Feels like the right time
Nightime
LYRICS
Come on and get Festivus with us
Come on and get Festivus
With the rest of us (God rest ye merry gentlemen)
A massive Christmas
For the masses
You know
Under the mistletoe
At the corner of Easy Street and Holiday Way
(OK? What do you say)
Krampus put a cramp in your style
Well, stick him in a sack
And whack him with a stick (That’s it. Quick!)
Get your Christmas style on for a while
Forget about the bearded toothless hag
Just stuff Krampus in a bag
Put on your Santa suits
With the big, black, shinny boots
Pop! Up on the rooftop
Down the chimney
Slap your knee
Stomp your foot
Shake off the soot
ABOUT THE SONG
Style: ExperiMental Music
Chords: Em Dm Cm Bm / B C D E
Rhythm: 120 BPM Rock #2 and 8-Beat #1 (with groove)
Recording: digital 1-track stereo