[Intro]
Matador
(Gonna step in some more….)
Bu, bu, bu… bull! (Shhh…)
Don’t say (“it”)
[Verse 1]
Don’t believe a word
Especially absurd
Everything everyday
Every day more dismay
[Chorus]
Matador
(Gonna step in some more….)
Bu, bu, bu… bull! (Shhh…)
Don’t say (“it”)
[Bridge]
Bu, bu, bu… (bull… Shhh… it.)
No, whoa, don’t say (“it”!)
The matador
(More than a metaphor)
Forevermore
[Verse 2]
Liar, liar
(Can’t count any higher)
You’ve all the receipts
(From all your deceits)
[Chorus]
Matador
(Gonna step in some more….)
Bu, bu, bu… bull! (Shhh…)
Don’t say (“it”)
[Bridge]
Bu, bu, bu… (bull… Shhh… it.)
No, whoa, don’t say (“it”!)
The matador
(More than a metaphor)
Forevermore
(No!) No, no more!
(Nevermore)
[Outro]
Bu, bu, bu… (bull… Shhh… it.)
No, whoa, don’t say (“it”!)
The matador
(More than a metaphor)
Fool with the bull (fool)
You’re gonna learn (you get the horns)
And in the end
(Standing in)
Your own
Bu, bu, bu…
(bull… Shhh… it.)
That’s exactly it.
[Intro]
Better skip this port of call
(After all)
Dismal
[Verse 1]
Might not want to stop
In this kind of town
They’ll put on the drop
And, tear you down
[Bridge]
(Down, down, down)
Better skip this port of call
(After all)
Dismal
(No!) no stopover
[Chorus]
They’ve caused our national face
(To turn in disgrace)
This is no place to be
(No, no place to be….)
If you wanna be free!
(No!) no stopover
Discover (America)
[Bridge]
No, don’t slow down
(Near this town)
Fly, fly, fly
(Ride on by)
[Verse 2]
Yes, race past this place
(They’ll do you wrong, wrong, wrong)
Once the pride, now disgrace
(Run along, long, long)
[Bridge]
(Down, down, down)
Better skip this port of call
(After all)
Dismal
(No!) no stopover
[Chorus]
They’ve caused our national face
(To turn in disgrace)
This is no place to be
(No, no place to be….)
If you wanna be free!
(No!) no stopover
Discover (America)
[Outro]
(No!) no stopover
Discover (America)
No, don’t slow down
(Near this town)
Fly, fly, fly
(Ride on by)
Go, man, go
(Now you know)
We gotta try
(To fly)
Fly!
[Intro]
(Did you see what he did?)
More than just a fib!
[Verse 1]
The stakes are high
(We all could die)
Because, the king
(Gets away with anything)
[Bridge]
(Did you see what he did?)
More than just a fib!
[Chorus]
We gotta retire
(This liar)
What can’t he understand
(His command be damned)
[Verse 2]
He’s out-of-control
(In the role of troll)
Oh so dangerous
(To al of us)
[Bridge]
(Did you see what he did?)
More than just a fib!
[Chorus]
We gotta retire
(This liar)
What can’t he understand
(His command be damned)
[Bridge]
(Did you see what he did?)
More than just a fib!
[Chorus]
We gotta retire
(This liar)
What can’t he understand
(His command be damned)
[Outro]
(Did you see what he did?)
More than just a fib!
(Oh no, no more ad lib)
Did he say (what I thought he said)
Our last day (he’ll have us all dead)
[Intro]
Criminal?
(If you’re being minimal)
More of a monster
(Rivals a gangster)
[Verse 1]
His demeanor
Is far beyond misdemeanor
No, not petty theft
We’re talkin’ mob adept
[Bridge]
Start yellin’
(He’s a felon!)
[Chorus]
Criminal?
(If you’re being minimal)
More of a monster
(Rivals a gangster)
[Verse 2]
At fault
For sexual assault
Gets his thrills
Off little girls
[Bridge]
Start yellin’
(He’s a felon!)
[Chorus]
Criminal?
(If you’re being minimal)
More of a monster
(Rivals a gangster)
[Bridge]
Start yellin’
(He’s a felon!)
[Chorus]
Criminal?
(If you’re being minimal)
More of a monster
(Rivals a gangster)
[Outro]
Start yellin’
(He’s a felon!)
Look your door
(And plenty more)
Hide your kids
(I kid you not)
The things he did
(In hell… rot!)
Keep yellin’
(He’s a felon!)
[Intro]
(Here’s a laundry list:)
The grime of crime…
Over time
[Verse 1]
(Let me see…)
Liar to the nth degree
Gets his thrills
Off little girls
[Chorus]
A laundry list
(The grime of crime)
With a ped (oh!) twist
(The end of time)
[Bridge]
We need relief
(From the commander in chief)
The President’s pestilence
(Please! Cure the disease)
[Verse 2]
At fault
(For sexual assault)
A multiplicity
(Of bankruptcy)
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[Outro]
Racist
(Sexist)
White nationalist
(And, don’t forget)
Bigot
(Bully)
No longer free
(Really)
Don the con
(Can’t go on)
ABOUT THE SONG — Trump’s Record:
Been implicated in pedophilia and sexual misconduct allegations. The Epstein files are being withheld by Donald Trump—that’s not an accusation, it’s a fact. Trump himself admitted that Epstein “stole” his underaged massage girl from Mar-a-Lago, and his relationship with Epstein is well documented.
Repeatedly denied science—on climate change, on public health, and on issues with life-or-death consequences.
Lied pathologically about everything from crowd sizes to election results.
Promoted white supremacy and emboldened racially charged violence.
Been found liable for sexual assault in civil court.
Stoked division through bigotry, bullying, and fear-based politics.
Stood by as the U.S. Capitol was attacked, later praising or pardoning those responsible.
Attempted to overturn a lawful election, undermining democracy itself.
Engaged in financial fraud, including a judgment for falsifying business records.
Misused charity funds, leading to a lifetime ban from operating a charitable foundation in New York.
Implemented family separation policies at the border, losing track of children in the process.
Attacked the independence of the Federal Reserve, destabilizing global markets.
Attacked the First Amendment going so far as to threaten any television network critical of him.
Exploded the national debt by trillions while handing tax cuts to billionaires, worsening inequality.
Tried to weaponize the Justice Department as his personal shield and sword.
Floated the idea of “suspending” the Constitution to stay in power.
Been convicted of falsifying business records to hide damaging information from voters before an election.
The real question is: who, knowing all of this, still chooses to support or defend such behavior?
[Intro]
Well, it sure does smell
(In a flash…)
Take out the trash
[Verse 1]
Hopefully trash day
Is on the way
’cause the mounting pile
Is starting to defile
[Chorus]
Well, it sure does smell
(Forgo the stash)
Take out the trash
(More than eye-watering)
[Bridge]
Sensually slaughtering
(Take out the trash… fast!)
[Verse 2]
No shortage of garbage
(No slump at the dumb)
Call the trash man Trump
(Spoiler of our age)
[Chorus]
Well, it sure does smell
(Forgo the stash)
Take out the trash
(More than eye-watering)
[Bridge]
Sensually slaughtering
(Take out the trash… fast!)
[Chorus]
Well, it sure does smell
(Forgo the stash)
Take out the trash
(More than eye-watering)
[Outro]
Sensually slaughtering
(Take out the trash… fast!)
The stench is so bad
(Remember the scent we had)
The Donald of McDonald
(Makes waste in a haste)
[Intro]
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(You’re allowed… )
To shout out loud!
[Verse 1]
Victory — for free speech
You got to teach:
“The First Amendment”
(and the truth!)
[Bridge]
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(You’re allowed… )
To shout out loud!
[Chorus]
Shout! (Shout “it” out!)
Call the word on shhh… (it!)
That’s it
(Shout it out)
Shout it out loud!
[Bridge]
That’s what “it’s” about!
(Shout it out)
[Verse 2]
Victory! (for you n’ me)
Victory! (for all history)
When we speak true
(It frees me n’ you)
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!
(You’re allowed… )
To shout out loud!
Shout! (Shout “it” out!)
Call the word on shhh… (it!)
That’s it
(Shout it out)
Shout it out loud!
Victory! (for you n’ me)
Victory! (for all history)
When we speak true
(It frees me n’ you)
[Outro]
Sinclair and Nexstar’s earlier pullback of Kimmel appears politically motivated, driven by Trump-aligned officials and Nexstar’s $6.2 billion TEGNA acquisition, which is still pending FCC approval. Sinclair is closely aligned with the Trump MAGA white-nationalist propaganda machine. Yet ABC and Disney—under immense pressure—stood firm long enough to bring Kimmel back, proving that resistance truly matters.
YOU made it happen. You took action. You made phone calls, organized boycotts, and made the choice to raise your voice. In the name of this right—the freedom to speak out—this is a true victory. Journalists everywhere salute you!
Down with dick-tators! Long live satire! Take her higher!
A victory for free speech, the First Amendment, and the truth. Even more importantly, proof that resistance works.
Down with dick-tators. Long live satire. Take us higher!
ABOUT THE SONG
The new release of the day, “Victory,” is dedicated to YOU! That’s right—a shoutout to YOU, for what you do. This track is my humble attempt at a Rage Against the Machine-style mashup: raging guitar and rapid-fire rap fused with the sweetness of my favorite Kurzweil piano for that final victory kiss.
It’s more than just a song—it’s a salute to free speech, resistance, and the unstoppable power of raising your voice. YOU made it happen. YOU proved that action matters. From phone calls to boycotts, from standing firm to speaking out—this is your victory.
🗞️ EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 🗞️
Jimmy Kimmel Returns to ALL ABC Stations Tonight!
Victory—for free speech, the First Amendment, and the truth! Despite coordinated censorship by Sinclair and Nexstar affiliates, Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air, proving that public pushback, advertiser pressure, and mobilized resistance actually WORK.
This isn’t just about a late-night comedy show. It’s about defending democracy, satire, and the right to speak truth to power. As one reporter put it: “Killing humor isn’t funny. Kill humor, kill freedom. Not so funny now, is it?”
Sinclair and Nexstar’s earlier pullback of Kimmel appears politically motivated, driven by Trump-aligned officials and Nexstar’s $6.2 billion TEGNA acquisition, which is still pending FCC approval. Sinclair is closely aligned with the Trump MAGA white-nationalist propaganda machine. Yet ABC and Disney—under immense pressure—stood firm long enough to bring Kimmel back, proving that resistance truly matters.
YOU made it happen. You took action. You made phone calls, organized boycotts, and made the choice to raise your voice. In the name of this right—the freedom to speak out—this is a true victory. Journalists everywhere salute you!
Down with dick-tators! Long live satire! Take her higher!
A victory for free speech, the First Amendment, and the truth. Even more importantly, proof that resistance works.
Down with dick-tators. Long live satire. Take us higher!