Tag: A Bizarre Situation

bookmark_borderDon’t Be Flat (Bb)

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A! So
So what?
A! La, la, la

[Verse 1]
A! There is a note that follows so…
So, go!
Don’t be flat (La, la, la)
A! it goes like that (La, la, la)
[Bridge]
Sing along (join in song)
La, la, la (La, la, la)

[Chorus]
You can sing along the way
You can sing the livelong day
What you bring when you sing
Is just the thing

[Instrumental, Vocal Scat, Whistle, Vibraphone]

[Verse 2]
A! There is a note that follows G…
Gee? (G)
Don’t be flat (La, la, la)
A! it goes like that (La, la, la)
[Bridge]
Sing along (join in song)
La, la, la (La, la, la)

[Chorus]
You can sing along the way
You can sing the livelong day
What you bring when you sing
Is just the thing

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo, Drum Fills]

[Bridge]
There is a note
That precedes B
B! Don’t B flat
Be, don’t be flat
Sing along (join in song)
La, la, la (La, la, la)

[Chorus]
You can sing along the way
You can sing the livelong day
What you bring when you sing
Is just the thing

[Outro]
La, la, la

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

bookmark_borderBizarre… Out of Body Experience

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Looking down
Looking around
I see our reality
Really?

[Verse 1]
Whitecaps on the water
(The winds begin to blow)
Does it really matter
(What the people know?)

[Bridge 1]
Bizarre… out of body experience
Realizing the relevance

[Chorus]
Looking down below (low, low)
It’s easy to see (easy)
Looking down below (low, low)
Not hard to know (no, no)
[Break}
Reality

[Bridge 2]
The signs of the times
In the wind chimes
Chimin’
Chime in

[Instrumental, Flute Solo]

[Verse 2]
Rain on the window
(A fatter splatter)
Strain on the “now know”
(Riddled the Hatter)

[Bridge 1]
Bizarre… out of body experience
Realizing the relevance

[Chorus]
Looking down below (low, low)
It’s easy to see (easy)
Looking down below (low, low)
Not hard to know (no, no)
[Break}
Reality

[Bridge 2]
The signs of the times
In the wind chimes
Chimin’
Chime in

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo]

[Verse 3]
No bugs on the windshield
(The Man won’t yield)
You’d think such extinct
(Would make him think?)

[Bridge 1]
Bizarre… out of body experience
Realizing the relevance

[Chorus]
Looking down below (low, low)
It’s easy to see (easy)
Looking down below (low, low)
Not hard to know (no, no)
[Break}
Reality

[Bridge 2]
The signs of the times
In the wind chimes
Chimin’
Chime in

If you were to go into space and look down on the humans, would you find the destruction of their planet dumbfounding?

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment

bookmark_borderBizarre Feeling

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Honey,
I’m feeling a little funny

[Verse 1]
Bizarre feeling
(Could it be love)
Bizarre feeling
(Rising above)

[Bridge 1]
Feel so good (Don’t know why)
Think I could (Touch the sky)

[Chorus]
Something funny in the pit of my stomach
Gets my heart playing music
Goosebumps, shivers up my spine
… I feel fine

[Bridge 2]
Love is in the air
(Love is everywhere)
Love is in the air
(Love is everywhere)

[Break]
Honey,
I’m feeling a little funny

[Verse 2]
Bizarre feeling
(Could it be love)
Bizarre feeling
(Rising above)
Feeling of love
(Rises above)
See empathy
(Sympathy)

[Bridge 1]
Feel so good (Don’t know why)
Think I could (Touch the sky)

[Chorus]
Something funny in the pit of my stomach
Gets my heart playing music
Goosebumps, shivers up my spine
… I feel fine

[Bridge 2]
Love is in the air
(Love is everywhere)
Love is in the air
(Love is everywhere)

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo, Vocal Scat, Drum Fills[

[Break]
Funny,
I’m feeling a little honey

[Verse 3]
Bizarre feeling (Could it be love)
Bizarre feeling (Rising above)
Feeling of love (Rises above)
See empathy (Sympathy)
Love of nature (Naturally)
Love of nurture (For sure)

[Bridge 1]
Feel so good (Don’t know why)
Think I could (Touch the sky)

[Chorus]
Something funny in the pit of my stomach
Gets my heart playing music
Goosebumps, shivers up my spine
… I feel fine

[Bridge 2]
Love is in the air
(Love is everywhere)
Love is in the air
(Love is everywhere)

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

bookmark_borderBizarre Banter

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Blah, blah, blah
Ya, ya, ya

[Verse 1]
Bizarre banter
Divides wide
Bizarre banter
Can’t seem to hide

[Bridge]
A grantor granter
Can dish but can’t take
Such bizarre banter
What a fool it’ll make

[Chorus]
Beyond bizarre banter
A runaway ranter
Gawk and talk (Avoid the walk)
Words in bulk (Incredible Hulk)

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo, Drum Fills]

[Break]
Blah, blah, blah
Real big blab
Gift for gab

[Break]

[Verse 2]
Bizarre banter
All one side
Bizarre banter
All others cried

[Bridge]
A grantor granter
Can dish but can’t take
Such bizarre banter
What a fool it’ll make

[Chorus]
Beyond bizarre banter
A runaway ranter
Gawk and talk (Avoid the walk)
Words in bulk (Incredible Hulk)

[Instrumental, Flute Solo, Sub-Bass]

[Break]
Blah, blah, blah
Ya, ya, ya
Real big blab
Gift for gab

[Break]

[Verse 3[
Bizarre banter
Ethical slide
Bizarre banter
One side lied

[Bridge]
A grantor granter
Can dish but can’t take
Such bizarre banter
What a fool it’ll make

[Chorus]
Beyond bizarre banter
A runaway ranter
Gawk and talk (Avoid the walk)
Words in bulk (Incredible Hulk)

[Outro]
Blah, blah, blah
Ya, ya, ya
Real big blab
Gift for gab

[End]

Since I’ve been conducting climate change experiments for over 30 years, I find it amazing to have a discussion with a climate change denier.

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment

bookmark_borderBizarre Sky

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Such a bizarre sky…
I wonder why?

[Verse 1]
Such a bizarre sky
I wonder why
Clouds casting a foreshadow
Out my window (Here we go)

[Bridge]
Better hold on tight
We’re going for a ride
Tight, with all your might
Till our troubles subside

[Chorus]
Bizarre sky (All day)
Bizarre sky (All night)
Overcast in a way
That doesn’t feel right

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo]

[Break]
Such a bizarre sky…
I wonder why?

[Verse 2]
Such a bizarre sky
Raining, but dry
A dark cloud’s shroud
Screaming out-loud

[Bridge]
Better hold on tight
We’re going for a ride
Tight, with all your might
Till our troubles subside

[Chorus]
Bizarre sky (All day)
Bizarre sky (All night)
Overcast in a way
That doesn’t feel right

[Instrumental, Claves, Sub-bass]

[Break]
Such a bizarre sky…
I wonder why?

[Verse 3]
Such a bizarre sky
It’s reigning, It’s pooring
Out my window foreshadow
Raging and roaring

[Bridge]
Better hold on tight
We’re going for a ride
Tight, with all your might
Till our troubles subside

[Chorus]
Bizarre sky (All day)
Bizarre sky (All night)
Overcast in a way
That doesn’t feel right (not quite right)

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment

bookmark_borderBizarre Outcome

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Garbage in
Garbage out
That’s what Man’s become about

[Verse 1]
Wow, that’s not what I expected
A bizarre outcome
Man, am I being affected
And then some

[Bridge]
Can we retract that?
Did we wait
Until it’s too late

[Chorus]
Our die is cast
Makes it hard to last
Our cast is die
Can anyone tell me why?

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo]

[Verse 2]
Wow, not what I anticipated
A bizarre outcome
Man, was sure overrated
And then some

[Bridge]
Can we retract that?
Did we wait
Until it’s too late

[Chorus]
Our die is cast
Makes it hard to last
Our cast is die
Can anyone tell me why?

[Instrumental, Bass Solo, Bass Drum]

[Break]
Garbage in
Garbage out
That’s what Man’s become about

[Instrumental, Bass Drum, Sub-Bass]

[Verse 3]
Wow, that’s not what I expected
A bizarre outcome
Man, am I being affected
And then some

[Bridge]
Can we retract that?
Did we wait
Until it’s too late

[Chorus]
Our die is cast
Makes it hard to last
Our cast is die
Can anyone tell me why?

[Outro]
Garbage in
Garbage out
Man’s about

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment

bookmark_borderBizarre Shade of Blue

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I’m about to tell you
About a bizarre shade of blue

[Verse]
I’m telling you, blue
The hue, blue
I’m asking why, the sky….
[Bridge]
Blue
[Break]
Is such a bizarre shade of blue?
Tell me true

[Chorus]
The sun shines down
Reflects all around
Depending on the sky (you view)
The hue of blue (“sky blue”)
Comes by… why…
[Break]
Sky blue
(More than one or two)
Sky blue
Why do you come through
In the wide variety of hue
Why do you

A SCIENCE LESSON
Why are there so many shades of sky blue?

The vast array of shades of sky blue arises from various factors such as atmospheric conditions, sunlight scattering, and the observer’s location and perspective. These factors interact with the Earth’s atmosphere, which consists of gases, particles, and other elements that can affect the way sunlight is scattered and absorbed. Different times of the day, weather conditions, and geographical locations can contribute to the diversity of hues observed in the sky, ranging from pale baby blue to deep azure. Additionally, human perception and cultural interpretations also influence how we perceive and categorize different shades of sky blue.

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

bookmark_borderBizarre (As in Weird)

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Definitely geared…
… for weird

[Verse 1]
Like a lady with a beard
Weird
Some sort-of sideshow…
Hmmm… I don’t know

[Bridge]
Bizarre as in weird
The hurdle cleared
In the range
Of more than strange

[Chorus]
In the proximity
Of Proxima Centauri
About 4.4 light-years away
Primate change foray

[Instrumental, Steel Drum, Xylophone]

[Verse 2]
Is it worse than feared
Weird
A freak-show circus
Clowns amongst us

[Bridge]
Bizarre as in weird
The hurdle cleared
In the range
Of more than strange

[Chorus]
In the proximity
Of Proxima Centauri
About 4.4 light-years away
Primate change foray

[Instrumental, Vibraphone, Bass Drum]

[Break]
Definitely geared…
… for weird

[Bridge]
Bizarre as in weird
The hurdle cleared
In the range
Of more than strange

[Chorus]
In the proximity
Of Proxima Centauri
About 4.4 light-years away
Primate change foray

[Break]
Definitely geared…
… for weird

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment

bookmark_borderBizarre Baggage

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About your baggage
Bizarre
Carry your own cage
So far

[Verse 1]
About your baggage….
Bizarre
Why carry your own cage
Oh, so far

[Bridge]
The human being
Being seen
Accumulating garbage
For excess baggage

[Chorus]
You’re such a trip
Oblivious to all of us
Such a tight grip
Lascivious for exploitation
[Break]
What about a solution?

[Instrumental, Claves, Bass]

[Verse 2]
Luggage language
Excess baggage
Living in your prison
With a passion

[Bridge]
The human being
Being seen
Accumulating garbage
For excess baggage

[Instrumental, Flute Solo]

[Chorus]
You’re such a trip
Oblivious to all of us
Such a tight grip
Lascivious for exploitation
[Break]
What about a solution?

[Bridge]
The human being
Being seen
Accumulating garbage
For excess baggage

[Chorus]
You’re such a trip
Oblivious to all of us
Such a tight grip
Lascivious for exploitation
[Break]
What about a solution?

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment

bookmark_borderBizarre Situation

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Wow…
That’s bizarre…
So far

[Verse 1]
I find myself in a bizarre situation
Realization
That I’m trapped on Mother Earth
With the ungrateful for birth

[Bridge]
So far bizarre
Not loving where you are
So bizarre

[Chorus]
Bizarre situation
Space-time navigation
A situation so bizarre
Raising the strange bar

[Instrumental, Xylophone, Upright Bass]

[Break]
Wow…
That’s so far bizarre…
Par’s no longer par

[Instrumental, Saxophone Solo, Upright Bass]

[Verse 2]
Do you find yourself in a bizarre situation
Realization
That your fellow citizen
Has gone off the rail again

[Bridge]
So far bizarre
Not loving where you are
So bizarre

[Chorus]
Bizarre situation
Space-time navigation
A situation so bizarre
Raising the strange bar

[Instrumental, Piano, Sub-Bass]

[Break]
Wow…
That’s so far bizarre…
Par’s no longer par

[End]

From the album A Bizarre Situation by A Bizarre Bazaar

MegaEpix Enormous

A song about The Human Induced Climate Change Experiment