[Intro]
Well, everybody’s gotta eat
(That’s right!)
Something goes in
(Something comes out)
That’s what this song…
(Is about!)
[Verse 1]
A little bit of breakfast
A little bit of lunch
A little bit of dinner
(And maybe just a bunch)
… right around brunch
[Pre-Chorus]
You can try to hold it
You can try to hide
But biology’s got a schedule
(And it’s coming from inside!)
[Refrain]
I had a bite to eat
(Once complete)
It passed right through
(How about you?)
In one end
(Out the other)
Alarms send
(Better save your mother)
At any rate…
(Can you accommodate)
All you ate…
(All that passes through you…)
… and your brother…
(And yet another….)
Son and daughter….
(Sister… and mother-n’-law, too?)
[Verse 2]
Food becomes energy
Energy becomes heat
Some becomes your body
Some runs… in fleet
[Chorus]
Eat n’ stuff!
(Stuff n’ eat!)
Life is messy
(Sweet, sweet, sweet!)
Eat n’ stuff!
(Stuff n’ eat!)
The ends compete
(With the means…)
… know what I mean?
(A mean scene)
[Bridge]
What goes in
Must come out!
(Usually!)
What goes up
Must come down!
(Eventually!)
[Break]
Eat!
(Chew!)
Swallow!
(Do!)
… as you do
(Do doo… do dee do doo… doo)
[Instrumental]
[Slap bass groove]
[Chewing percussion]
[Piano boogie]
[Burp!]
[Final Chorus]
Eat n’ stuff!
(Stuff n’ eat!)
Life keeps moving
(Down the street!)
In one end
(Out the other!)
[Refrain]
I had a bite to eat
(Once complete)
It passed right through
(How about you?)
In one end
(Out the other)
Alarms send
(Better save your mother)
At any rate…
(Can you accommodate)
All you ate…
(All that passes through you…)
… and your brother…
(And yet another….)
Son and daughter….
(Sister… and mother-n’-law, too?)
[Outro]
How about your neighbor
(How about a friend)
Can you handle more
(Then ever before)
Or will it be…
(The End?)
From the album “I Dunno“