Widgette

[Silence]
[Instrumental Intro: Piano, Deep Sub-Bass Synth, Acoustic Guitar, Organ Swells, Tribal Percussion, Electric Guitar]

[Intro]
What’s that thing
(Over there?)
Fancy little widget
(Becoming scarce… rare!)

Is it useful?
(Is it not?)
Does it matter
(What you’ve got?)

[Verse 1]
A widget is a wonder
A doodad with a name
A gizmo with a purpose
(For just a bit of game)

But add a little fashion
And suddenly you bet
You’ve got a brand-new creature…

(What’s a widgette?)

[Refrain]
What’s a widgette?
(A female thingamabob)
As in a Rockette?
(A placeholder…)
(… for an economic job)

With fashion… bolder!

[Verse 2]
Could be supply and demand
Could be something on the shelf
Could be something you invented
(Just to entertain yourself)

[Pre-Chorus]
Put a price upon it
(Make it form a habit!)
Give it color and style
(So you’ll wear it for a while)

Call it what you want to
But when the money’s due…
(That little widgette
Might be looking back at you!)

[Chorus]
Widgette!
(What’s she got?)

Widgette!
(Quite a lot!)

Fashion, function
Price and pose
Who decides
(Who really knows?)

Widgette!
(Strut your stuff!)

Widgette!
(That’s enough!)

[Verse 3]
Maybe she’s a Rocket
Maybe she’s a Rockette
Maybe she’s a market
That hasn’t happened yet

She’s dancing through the data
She’s stepping through the stats
… pure accounting at the roots…
(In high-heeled combat boots!)

Price elasticity
(Shake it!)
Marginal utility
(Take it!)

Supply curve
(Dip!)
Demand curve
(Flip!)

[Bridge]
Is she a product?
(Is she a price?)

Is she a person?
(That don’t sound right!)

Is she an idea?
(Is she a threat?)

Or just a funny little…

(Thingamabobette!)

[Break]
Pick!
(Choose!)

Buy!
(Use!)

Sell!
(Trade!)

Who made…
(The grade?)

A!
(B!)

C!
(D!)

None of the above!
(Better stick to love)

[Instrumental]
[Fashion runway groove]
[Strutting bass]
[Piano and synth]
[Catwalk percussion]

[Verse 4]
Now fashion gets bolder
And economics gets weird
The labels get fancy
(The margins disappear!)

A widget becomes a widgette
A thing becomes a brand
A placeholder becomes somebody
(With a purse in her hand!)

And suddenly the market
Has something new to sell…

(Well, what do you call it?)
Well, well, well

[Final Chorus]
Widgette!
(What’s she got?)

Widgette!
(Quite a lot!)

Function, fashion
Price and pose
She’s whatever
(Who knows?)

Widgette!
(Strut your stuff!)

Widgette!
(That’s enough!)

[Final Refrain]
What’s a widgette?
(A female thingamabob)
As in a Rockette?
(A placeholder…)
(… for an economic job)

With fashion… bolder!

What’s a widgette?
(Do I get to pick and choose?)
Maybe she’s a widget
(With a different pair of shoes!)

With fashion…

(BOLDER!)

[Outro]
Thingamabob…

(Widgette!)

Economic job…

(Widgette!)

Don’t ask me what she is…

(I dunno!)

Wow! There she goes
(Oh, oh, oh)
She’s got style…
(Makes the shoppers smile!)

From the album I Dunno