[Intro]
What’s that?
(You gotta be kiddin’!)
Who’s that?
(The plot keeps thickin’!)
One more surprise
(Another disguise!)
Didn’t see it coming…
(What a way to ruin the fun!)
… nation’s comin’ undone
[Verse 1]
I had my plans, I had my list
A few good things I couldn’t miss
But then the news came rolling in
Another round of what has been
The kind of thing you can’t explain
A brand-new square of pouring rain
[Refrain]
No (Not on my bingo card)
Didn’t see it comin’
No (Never thought “so marred”)
Total down dumbin’
[Verse 2]
A twist of fate, a change of course
A runaway train without a horse
The punchline lands, the room goes still
Another shock against your will
You thought you’d seen the strangest show
But there’s another act to go
The bar was low, it hit the floor
Then somebody lowered it some more!
[Refrain]
No (Not on my bingo card)
Didn’t see it comin’
No (Never thought “so marred”)
Total down dumbin’
Did you expect it?
(No way!)
Did you predict it?
(Not today!)
Mark it!
(Cross it out!)
Shake it!
(Turn about!)
Flip the card!
(Play it smart!)
What a mess!
(Your best guess!)
[Final Refrain]
No (Not on my bingo card)
Didn’t see it comin’
No (Never thought “so marred”)
Total down dumbin’
No (Not on my bingo card)
Another wild turn
No (Didn’t see that one)
Another lesson learned!
[Outro]
What’s the square?
(Unexpected!)
What’s the score?
(Disconnected!)
What’s the game?
(Insane!)
Oh so hard…
(Not on my bingo card!)
No!
(Not on my bingo card!)
From the album “Social Truth“