LYRICS
It’s as real as it gets
Living life so there’s no regrets
The feel is as real as it gets
Let the love hold on
So the pain forgets
It’s as real as it gets
LYRICS
My fair lady,
They say that London Bridge is falling down
Sounds shady
Hey, baby,
Are you afraid of being attacked by an insane clown?
Knock you down and break your crown
Our Mother Goose is cooked… has been for a while
Like the crooked man who wore a crooked smile
Political hypocrites are all the rage in style
What the hell…
They want to put us in a pumpkin shell
Well,
It’s time they all had a great fall
Then, all the King’s horses… and all the King’s men…
Could be occupied trying to put ’em back together again
Instead of getting under my skin
Yeah think the President is a louse…
No one knows where the Senate went
As for Congress, what a mess
… they all lived together in a little crooked house.
LYRICS
I came upon an amputee
This is what he said to me,
“What you get… can be more than you see.”
I said, climb on my back
And I’ll supply what you lack
Why go up the crick without a paddle
When you can ride wild without a saddle
A tidal tiding
Bareback surfing
I saw a blind man that wanted to see
This is what he said to me,
“What you get… can be more than you see.”
I said, climb on my shoulders
And we’ll make you a beholder
I went to talk to a cute mute
This is what she said to me,
“….”
I said, come and take my hand
And we’ll lead them to understand
LYRICS
Since it’s my deck
Please shuffle
Cut the deck
Without hustle
Well, with a hustle
To the lack of hustle
Please don’t rob me blind
If you don’t mind
Instead, at least
Yeast
Loaves of bread
The more quickly
The more briskly
The more frisky
The less likely
Humanity will starve
Common folk at large
With the knife carve
We’ll converge
Before Dead Man’s Curve
ABOUT THIS SONG
Chords — C#7 B(b5)
A C#7
Am G F E
E D/Dm C/Cm C#7