Songwriting and Recording at Brubaker Park in Lancaster County, PA
LYRICS
Do you wonder if it’s too late now
Are you gonna save us somehow
… anyhow… somehow… anyway
Please say you’ll save the day
“Children go on… it’s safe to play”?
Did I miss the final curtain call
Is it over in the all-in-all
Please say we’ll have our say
Tomorrow will follow today
Do you wonder is there time to wonder
Did we stray too far off when we wander
Please shout out, “Hey, hey, hey!”
We’ll all live to see the day
E D
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
A G E E7
I like watchin’ the puddles gather rain
E D
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
A G E E7
and speak my point of view but it’s not sane, It’s not sane
E D E D
I just want some one to say to me oh,
E D E D
I’ll always be there when you wake yeah...
E D E D
Ya know I’d like to keep my cheeks dry today
E D E D
So stay with me and I’ll have it made
E D
And I don’t understand why I sleep all day
A G E E7
And I start to complain that there’s no rain
E D
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
A G E
It rips my life away, but it’s a great escape
escape, escape, escape
E D
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
A
ya don’t like my point of view
G E
ya think that I’m insane
Its not sane, it’s not sane
E D E D
I just want someone to say to me oh,
E D E D
I’ll always be there when you wake yeah,
E D E D
Ya know I’d like to keep my cheeks dry today
E D E D
so stay with me and I’ll have it made
ABOUT THIS SONG
Made in the USA (Downingtown and West Chester, Chester County, Pennsylvania, United States of America.)
This song was inspired by the Downingtown Acoustic Meet-up Group. Once a month, 15 acoustic guitar people get together. This is one of the songs I brought for the June 2013 session.
tard time
… kim and i…
time to tard it up
kim and dan being retarded…
on the fly and drinking 7up
Kimmy kimmy coco puff,
tard .
kind-of ruff.
… and a little tough.
she’s toaking, smoking…
a toaken of appreciation.
and, a mongaloidian celebration…
re, re, re retarding
put on the music…
you call this music…?
put on the music
let’s turn it up, up, up
dan… dan… dan the man.
if he can’t play it, no one can.
put it in the song, dude
put it in the song.
this is too much work by far.
i’m at the bar.
this is taking way too long,
you call this work?
jerk
woah, dude, i gotta work tomorrow
this is just wrong
what happened to your beer?
my beer?
you’re drinking it..
you’re a fucking trip
gooey
not too cheesy
na… she’s not sleezy
you’re not right
you’re not right
i left?
a triumphant tard time?
no this is Victory!
… just proving the point
this joint was built for tard time…
ta, ta, ta, tard time
tar, tar, tar, tard timing
tar, tar, tar, tard timing…
a mongaloidian celebration…
tards rhyming…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retardation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retard nation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
liberation…
outside the box…
cunning fox…
a mongaloidian celebration…
ABOUT
This song concept and lyrics started… then, found themselves at the Victory Brewing Company in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA. From there, the tard timing machine traveled through the West Chester music scene.
Through the use of technology, the Tards bring you music made by humans using machines and tools. The entire song was created using free software found on the Internet.
Vocals
The lyrics were input into the voice synthesizer software program *Voice Mix Studio 4*
The Beats
The beats were created using the DubStep Studio website. DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song
