bookmark_borderCorrugated n’ Perforated

Now that we are hear,
We might as well take advantage of… this opportunity.

The opportunity to see… hear.

Now that we are here,
With hear… I can see. c c c c

corrugated,
perforated,
saturated,
human waste

corrugated,
perforated,
saturated,
with a bad after-taste

rinse it clean,
rinse it clear,
wring the fear,
from the beautiful scene.

corrugated,
perforated,
striated,
through the prism threw.

glistening dew,
upon you,
like a new born pup,
you’re looking up

From The Conjuring Experiment

bookmark_borderCall On Line Number One

Am I alert,
To all that is?
Am I aware,
Of what exists?

Subsonic,
Supersonic,
Frequencies,
Infrared,
X-ray,
Why the sky is blue,
All day?

Am I alert,
To all that is?
Am I aware,
Of what exists?

Subterranean,
Angels refrain,
Frequencies,
Of inadequacies,
Infrared,
X-ray,
What happens,
When I pray?

Ring, ring, ring,
“God is calling,
On line # 1.”

“Is it hard to put your finger on,
Everything under the sun?

Or, do you wish you were god?
I hear the jobs pretty hard.

At any rate,
I’ll try to appreciate,
The fate I create.

Ring, ring, ring,
“Calling god,
On line #1.”

Won’t miss you,
If I’m with you.
Sincerely,
Me

Ring, ring, ring,
“Calling god,
On line #1.”

Can’t miss you,
When I’m with you.
Love,
Your wayward son

by Daniel Brouse for the album (Knew) New Found Sound

bookmark_borderTake A Word

From the album New Found Sound

Take a word,
And, paint a musical landscape,
Atmosphere as canvas,
So, the world can hear,
All of us.

d, ditty, ditty, d,
dum, ditty, ditty, dum,
Or, just hum,
A meledy,
So, the world can see,
The sound in thee.

Supersonic hero in cape,
Flying through space,
Your mouth,
To my ear,
Like baby’s breath,
Coming in clear.

la, lordy, lordy, la,
music can heal ya,
la, lordy, lordy, la,
music can save ya.

Sound wave, yeah!

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderRecycled Sound

Around….
Sound.

Not that many,
Places in space,
Can it be found.

Shush, hush….
Listen,
No! Know,
How to make,
Sound,
Vibrate,
Quake,
Gyrate,
Make,
Sound

There are plenty,
Of good reasons,
To create a way,
For the herd,
To have heard.

Shush, hush….
Listen,
No! Know,
How to make,
Sound,
Vibrate,
Quake,
Gyrate,
Make,
Sound,
Vibrate,
Quake,
Gyrate,
Make,
Create,
Relate,
With new found sound.
(ending on part 3)
Bask in the new found sound.
Take it, take it in,
The new found sound,
Take it, take it in,
Sound all around.

(intro on part 2)
Sound check it out,
Sound check,
Check it out,
Sound,
Check it out.

by Daniel Brouse for the Pho Co. experiment

bookmark_borderWoozy

From The Beatless Sense Monger Album *Twenty-twelve*

Woozy Remix 1.mp3

la, la, la, cray, cray, cray,
woo, woo, woo, woozy….

la, la, la, cray, cray, cray,
woo, woo, woo, woozy….

diz, diz, diz, dizzy….
woo, woo, woo, woozy….
loosing equilibrium….
gonna fall on our rectum….
more then wreck ’em….
we’re gonna kill ’em….

going….
cray, cray, cray, crazy…..
a wasted life….
being….
la, la, la, lazy….

now….
the state we’re in….
gotta begin….
all over again….

R, T, Z,
Yo,
Fellow,
R, T, Z,
Return,
To,
Zero!

yow!
our inner ear….
must not be clear….
have you discovered….
we’re falling over….

la, la, la, lazy….
cray, cray, cray, crazy…..
diz, diz, diz, dizzy….
woo, woo, woo, woozy….

la, la, la, cray, cray, cray,
woo, woo, woo, woozy….

la, la, la, cray, cray, cray,
woo, woo, woo, woozy….

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderIt Is The Day

It is the day…

Going this way?

… It is the way…
… hope ya have…
… a good day…

… good day…

… escape the fray…
… manifest away…
… dream today…
… is the day…
It is the day…
It is the day…
It is the day…

… going this way…
… light the way…
… the right way…
… the bright way…

… dream today…
… is the day…
It is the day…
It is the day…
It is the day…

MP3 It Is The Day ReMix

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderIt Is All In the Timing Part Minus 1

Tard Timing MP3 (Miss Kim Vocal ReMix)

by Dan n’ Kim

tard time
… kim and i…
time to tard it up
kim and dan being retarded…
on the fly and drinking 7up

Kimmy kimmy coco puff,
tard .
kind-of ruff.
… and a little tough.
she’s toaking, smoking…
a toaken of appreciation.
and, a mongaloidian celebration…

re, re, re retarding

put on the music…
you call this music…?

put on the music
let’s turn it up, up, up

dan… dan… dan the man.
if he can’t play it, no one can.

put it in the song, dude
put it in the song.
this is too much work by far.
i’m at the bar.
this is taking way too long,

you call this work?
jerk

woah, dude, i gotta work tomorrow
this is just wrong

what happened to your beer?

my beer?
you’re drinking it..
you’re a fucking trip

gooey
not too cheesy
na… she’s not sleezy

you’re not right
you’re not right

i left?

a triumphant tard time?
no this is Victory!
… just proving the point
this joint was built for tard time…
ta, ta, ta, tard time

tar, tar, tar, tard timing

tar, tar, tar, tard timing…
a mongaloidian celebration…
tards rhyming…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retardation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retard nation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
liberation…
outside the box…
cunning fox…
a mongaloidian celebration…

ABOUT
This song concept and lyrics started… then, found themselves at the Victory Brewing Company in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA. From there, the tard timing machine traveled through the West Chester music scene.

Through the use of technology, the Tards bring you music made by humans using machines and tools. The entire song was created using free software found on the Internet.

Vocals
The lyrics were input into the voice synthesizer software program *Voice Mix Studio 4*
Part One of the Female Vocalist Music Software

The Beats
The beats were created using the DubStep Studio website.

DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song
DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song