bookmark_borderJoe’s Alibis For Hate

ABOUT THIS SONG
I made a deal with my co-author (God) that I would not sell out. So, I try not to. However, when it comes to songs that talk about hate or anger, it is tough. I’d prefer not to do these songs… because love is easier. Nevertheless, here it is — what someone’s hate toward us sounds like. Then, as the song progresses, the co-author and I make a suggestion to the hate-monger

instead of them just wearing a black hat, we ask them to crawl back and fade all the way to black. That way no one has to see how ugly. Hate, go away.

[i.e. A song about a hometown near you.]

Capo 2
F#m thing

Daniel — guitar, vocals, percussion, sound engineering

LYRICS
Yow! Spreading hate like a #%Ckin’ disease
You’ve got the mange, and you’re sporting fleas
Maggots, a leech… maybe some sort-of worm
Has eaten the heart right out of your heart
Now a shadowy, pitiful *lurking in the dark*
Creatures of slime eaten your warm
Fuzzy turned to slurm, harm, germ
[Spreading hate like a #%Ckin’ disease]

Won’t you fade to black
You’re already better than half way (there)
No… no, no, please do not delay
Crawl back
Fade to black

Joe’s Alibis For Hate .mp3 (free music downloads)

by Daniel Brouse from the Current Experiments Album “More MegaEpix Enormous*

bookmark_borderFourth Base

Fourth Base .mp3 (free music download)

Though never a big league ball player, I do enjoy playing the All-American-Past-Time from time-to-time. The one thing that does come to mind is when a youngster is on base… and a bigger fellow hits a home run. You can yell, “Run to first.” You can yell, “Run to second.” You can yell, “Run to third.” However, if you yell, “Run home” you run the risk that the lad will do just that. Thus, the name of the song *Fourth Base*

ADDITIONAL LYRICS
You Might find it funny
But, you’re already home

There ya go strutting down the street
Always in search of your comfort zone
You don’t need to beat an easy feat
You’re never alone if you’re always at home
It’s within your reach… you don’t need to roam
You may find it funny, but you’re already home

No need to reach
No need to roam
Self teach
No moan

You might find it funny, but you’re already home

ABOUT THE SONG
Daniel — vocals, guitar
The song was written and recorded in Ambler and West Chester, Pennsylvania on an 8-track digital recorder. 1 track was used for guitar. 2 tracks were used for a stereo vocal track. 3 tracks were used for individual backing vocals. 2 tracks were used to create a stereo master mix.

The inspiration for the guitar lick and the lyrics came from the vibe of the people passing by.

Capo 6
Play an Em on the 11th fret… and let your finger wander.

March 13 and 19, 2012

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderGet The Knack

LYRICS
I look for the meaning
In the meaning
But, I can’t always find it there
Elusive. Eluding…
Though it may be (to me)
So, too, I

So, too, I

I’m really hoping I get the knack
I hope and pray I get the knack
The proper range
The proper attack

Oh , Lord… filling my lack

So, too, I

Maybe what I was worried about is weigh, way bigger than you?
(So, I can let my shy side come through)

I’m really hoping I get the knack

About the song Get The Knack .mp4 Video
Writing the song Get The Knack .mp4 Video
Get The Knack .mp3 8-track Music Demo

ABOUT THE SONG
Daniel — vocals, guitar and noises
Toucan the Singing Bird-dog — noises

Written and recorded in West Chester, PA on an 8-track digital recorder. It was St. Patrick’s Day… and West Chester rocks all day and night every March 17. This one was in 2012.

E A E G E
B E
E A D

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderPicnic, Dear?



LYRICS
Picnic, Dear?

Hey, hey! Wouldn’t ya say
It’s a beautiful day
All’s clear
Nothing in the way

The fog is long gone
Got my guitar… I’ll play a song
If you’d like… you can sing along

Hey, hey! Wouldn’t ya say
It’s a beautiful day
All’s clear
Nothing in the way
No fear
Nothing in the way

Hey, hey! Wouldn’t ya say
It’s a beautiful day
All’s clear
Nothing in the way
High gear
Nothing in the way

Hope’s near
Joys tear
Nothing in the way

Picnic, Dear?
Scenic *we’re*



About the Song *Picnic, Dear?* (.mp4 Video)

* Picnic, Dear? * (.mp4 Free Music Video)
ABOUT THE SONG
Daniel — vocals, guitar
Written and recorded in West Chester, Pennsylvania on March 19, 2012

Capo 3
Em / A
A / D
D / G / A

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderFeel The Pain

Feel The Pain Piano Tracks .mp3 (free music downloads)

LYRICS
When you hit your finger with a hammer
Hopefully, you feel the pain

Perhaps at first
It sounds a little insane
But, hopefully… you feel the pain

Would you rather the curse of the leper
When you feel nothing at all
Over time
Losing the sense of sense
Only sensing your senses are dull

On the other hand,
When you hit the chord of love
Spreading it with grammar
Hopefully, it’s like from heaven above

I hope you understand
Hopefully, you can feel others pain
Hopefully, you can feel others love
Hopefully, shedding the light we’re capable of

ABOUT THE SONG
from the album Studio Rodeo Roundup (2012)
Piano based.
Daniel — piano, vocals

Em / Am dim9
C / D / Em

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderA Positive Outcome

LYRICS
Don’t ya know ya need a negative flow
Hook the black to the negative
So, ya know… the red can go

A positive outcome

The negative electron gone
Will give you a positive charge
Letting in the beauty of the song
Ensuring the positive is at large

A positive outcome
Don’t ya think we’d agree
On a positive outcome?

A Positive Outcome .mp3 (free music downloads)

ABOUT THE SONG
Written and recorded in Ambler and West Chester, Pennsylvania.
Daniel – vocals, guitar, tambourine and thundering thighs

Capo 1
E / A
E / D / G / E

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderThe Voices

The voices within want let out
Listen with your heart
(If you want to) hear what it’s about
Reach out to your inner voice
Exercise your reason of choice

The voices within are calling you, calling you
The voices within are whispering, whispering
The voices within are calling you, calling you
Let me out, let me out, let me out!

The voices within want let out
Join in with your part
Form a choir and start

The voices within are calling you, calling you

The Voices .mp3 (free music downloads)

ABOUT THE SONG
The song was written and recorded in Ambler and West Chester, Pennsylvania.
Daniel – guitar, vocals, finger snapping

Capo 3
G / Em
with an added slide

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderPushing Up Days Ease

Pusing Up Daisies .mp3 (free music downloads)

I was driving by Ryan Dunn’s final stop… when this song came to me:

Who woulda thunk

I’d find my glory

Pushin’ up day’s ease?

Dandelions and daffodils

The only things footin’ my bills

Jesus, I’m pushing up daisies

The life I drunk

Is my story

While in heaven

The task I’m given

Is pushing up daisies

Nope. I can’t be lazy

Too late to be crazy

So, won’t ya please

Bring me a daisy

I’ll push it up for you

Sprouting life into view

May I bring you a dream scene

You might have thought me dead

Instead… let it be said:

I’m just laying about these trees

Praying for yor’ day’s ease

ABOUT THE SONG
I’m happy to say, I got to know Ryan Dunn. This song came to me through the spirit that remains. Now, that Spring has come to the place where is life came to an end… the burn and scar are healing. And, it’s a funny thing about spring… how life sprouts up. So, while I was attempting to identify with the spirit… a humorous point-of-view came through… about how he lives on and hopes to push up some daisies for us. Ya, know? Have a holiday on him… a Spring Break… a few days ease 🙂

Written and recorded in West Chester Borough and West Goshen Township, Chester County, Pennsylvania.
Daniel — guitar, vocals, piano (with added whistling and tomfoolery by special request)
Blues variations.
E
E / G / E / A / E
E / B / G / A / E

by Daniel Brouse

bookmark_borderIt Is All In the Timing Part Minus 1

Tard Timing MP3 (Miss Kim Vocal ReMix)

by Dan n’ Kim

tard time
… kim and i…
time to tard it up
kim and dan being retarded…
on the fly and drinking 7up

Kimmy kimmy coco puff,
tard .
kind-of ruff.
… and a little tough.
she’s toaking, smoking…
a toaken of appreciation.
and, a mongaloidian celebration…

re, re, re retarding

put on the music…
you call this music…?

put on the music
let’s turn it up, up, up

dan… dan… dan the man.
if he can’t play it, no one can.

put it in the song, dude
put it in the song.
this is too much work by far.
i’m at the bar.
this is taking way too long,

you call this work?
jerk

woah, dude, i gotta work tomorrow
this is just wrong

what happened to your beer?

my beer?
you’re drinking it..
you’re a fucking trip

gooey
not too cheesy
na… she’s not sleezy

you’re not right
you’re not right

i left?

a triumphant tard time?
no this is Victory!
… just proving the point
this joint was built for tard time…
ta, ta, ta, tard time

tar, tar, tar, tard timing

tar, tar, tar, tard timing…
a mongaloidian celebration…
tards rhyming…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retardation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retard nation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
liberation…
outside the box…
cunning fox…
a mongaloidian celebration…

ABOUT
This song concept and lyrics started… then, found themselves at the Victory Brewing Company in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA. From there, the tard timing machine traveled through the West Chester music scene.

Through the use of technology, the Tards bring you music made by humans using machines and tools. The entire song was created using free software found on the Internet.

Vocals
The lyrics were input into the voice synthesizer software program *Voice Mix Studio 4*
Part One of the Female Vocalist Music Software

The Beats
The beats were created using the DubStep Studio website.

DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song
DubStep Studio for the Tard Timing Song

bookmark_borderIt’s O.K.

It’s O.K.
OK, OK?
It’s O.K.

Don’t let ’em darken your day
It’s O.K.
OK, OK?
It’s O.K.

Don’t let ’em dampen your day
It’s O.K.
OK, OK?
It’s O.K.

The sun is on the cusp
The end of the tunnel
Freeing soul and mental
Letting light shine on us

It’s OK Song 1 .mp3

It’s OK Song 2 .mp3

by Daniel Brouse

Capo 1
F Based

bookmark_borderCleopatra Marks The AnthonE

Capo 2
Bm / dim

Black clouds rollin’ in
There’s an evil wind a blowin’
And, I ask again:
Why spoil the soul
With awful?
In the long run
It’ll take it’s toll
Anti-fun never won
Prove the fool your roll
The AnthonE Calamity

About The Song .mp3

Cleopatra Marks The AnthonE I .mp3

Cleopatra Marks The AnthonE II .mp3

by Daniel

bookmark_borderOutside The Cage

Outside the Cage of the Nasty Old Man
aka Cigar Butt

Capo 2
F#
Hold low E string with ringfinger… move index finger over B, G and D strings.

Nasty old man
Smoking on his butt
Hard to tell
If he’s straight from hell
Well,
Not that harde
No, not that hard at all
No knows
Cugino’s
Butts from around the world

“Get on out, Boy!
Fuck your cigar.
Get on out, Boy!
Fuck your guitar”

Nasty old man
Picking his nose
While he knows
Nothing of heart
A nasty old man
No one can stand
Just lives to hurt

Turn to ashes
Turn to dirt

MP3’s and MP4’s / Free Music Downloads of This Song