Tard Timing MP3 (Miss Kim Vocal ReMix)

by Dan n’ Kim

tard time
… kim and i…
time to tard it up
kim and dan being retarded…
on the fly and drinking 7up

Kimmy kimmy coco puff,
tard .
kind-of ruff.
… and a little tough.
she’s toaking, smoking…
a toaken of appreciation.
and, a mongaloidian celebration…

re, re, re retarding

put on the music…
you call this music…?

put on the music
let’s turn it up, up, up

dan… dan… dan the man.
if he can’t play it, no one can.

put it in the song, dude
put it in the song.
this is too much work by far.
i’m at the bar.
this is taking way too long,

you call this work?
jerk

woah, dude, i gotta work tomorrow
this is just wrong

what happened to your beer?

my beer?
you’re drinking it..
you’re a fucking trip

gooey
not too cheesy
na… she’s not sleezy

you’re not right
you’re not right

i left?

a triumphant tard time?
no this is Victory!
… just proving the point
this joint was built for tard time…
ta, ta, ta, tard time

tar, tar, tar, tard timing

tar, tar, tar, tard timing…
a mongaloidian celebration…
tards rhyming…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retardation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
retard nation…
a mongaloidian celebration…
liberation…
outside the box…
cunning fox…
a mongaloidian celebration…

ABOUT
This song concept and lyrics started… then, found themselves at the Victory Brewing Company in Downingtown, Pennsylvania, USA. From there, the tard timing machine traveled through the West Chester music scene.

Through the use of technology, the Tards bring you music made by humans using machines and tools. The entire song was created using free software found on the Internet.

Vocals
The lyrics were input into the voice synthesizer software program *Voice Mix Studio 4*

The Beats
The beats were created using the DubStep Studio website.